11/05/2026
🚨 THURSDAY MORNING SUPERVISOR REPORT 🚨
Good morning, peasants. 🙄
It is Thursday, which means we are one step closer to the weekend, and frankly, I am the only one around here keeping this operation from completely falling apart.
The staff appear to be busy doing things that could probably wait until after my morning nap. I have important paperwork to supervise, suspicious activity to investigate, and several employees who desperately need reminding of who is actually in charge.
My Churu department better not be experiencing any budget cuts, and I expect my usual compensation for putting up with these people.
Carry on, minions. Try not to embarrass me today.
Signed,
Guy
Office Supervisor, Head of Operations, Chief Nap Officer & Unpaid Emotional Support Manager 🐾👑