06/06/2026
Growing strawberries has never been my specialty, in fact I suck at it. So last year I pulled up all the strawberry plants, tossed them aside and gave up, vowing to never try to grow the jerks again.
So what do I find today, happily growing amongst the weeds? Those damn strawberry plants. And they're even growing big, red strawberries. The AUDACITY. After all the water and compost and attention I gave them, they never grew. Yet, through the drought and being tossed to a dry dusty corner and gettting absolute zero attention from me, they're like HEYYYY Y'ALL, GUESS WHO'S BACK?!
And while I can go on about resilience and mother nature and yada yada yada, I really just appreciate the strawberries' absolute gangster level of pettiness.