03/05/2026
“I knows this iznt gonna end well. Dat last guy, Otis got ALL his hairs cutted off. He look like a rat 🐀. He was cryin’ end everyting. I heared him. I hope Ma still recognizes me when i iz bald as a baby bunny.”
Uhm, Romeo-you’re just getting a bath and deshed. Simmer down now. And plz clarify that you did not actually hear Otis crying during his groom, friend.
“I said I heared him crying. I didn’t sez it was in his groom times. Maybe it wuz last night or somefin. Geez, sounds like you iz having a ruff day. Maybe we should skip dis here bath thingy til you feels better.”
🐶Ohhh Romeo, you crack me up! Now prepare to be de-fuzzed, kiddo! 🛁 🧼
