08/01/2025
🚨 New Dog Alert: This is Lincoln. He’s 1 year old. And he is… a LOT. 😂
Lincoln came to us as an owner surrender from a family who cared about him but simply didn’t have the time or tools to manage his, um… enthusiastic lifestyle. So he spent much of his first year crated. A lot. Like, “is this crate part of my DNA now?” a lot.
Now he’s FREE and it’s giving:
👉 “Zero manners. Maximum chaos.”
👉 “I will zoomie through drywall if you let me.”
👉 “Sit? You mean spin in circles and scream joyfully?”
👉 “I’ve been unleashed. Literally and spiritually.”
But here’s the thing: It’s not his fault. Lincoln is a sweet, lovable guy who never got the chance to learn how to be a proper dog. He’s just now discovering that there’s a whole world outside the crate, and he’s ready to explore it—preferably at 100mph.
He needs:
🧠 Training
🏃♀️ An active home
🙃 Someone who’s cool with a bit of chaos before the calm
Lincoln isn’t broken. He’s just behind. And now that he’s in rescue, we’re ready to help him catch up—with structure, love, and maybe a crash course in “How Not to Body Slam Humans 101.”
Stay tuned for more updates, and get ready for this boy to steal hearts and possibly your shoes. 🐾💥
