Bruiser McKitty's Cat Toys

11/21/2025

Say hello to the Fishy Catnip Toy — stuffed only with Bruiser’s legendary blend of organic catnip + silver vine packets. Zero polyfill. All power.

This thing turns even the chillest kitty into a back-leg-kicking, floor-rolling, fish-tossing maniac.

Hand-crocheted. Heavy-duty yarn. Built for chaos. Perfect for cats of every size, age, and attitude.

What you get:
🐟 One (1) Random Color Fishy Catnip Toy
🐟 5.25" x 3" of Kickable, Tossable, Claw-worthy Fun
🐟 100% Bruiser’s Blend Catnip + Silver Vine — No Filler, No Fluff, All Thrill

And the best part? Every Bruiser McKitty purchase helps support cat rescues and shelters locally and across the country.

Ready to unleash the zoomies?
Bruiser says: “Get the fish.”

11/19/2025

PSA from your resident feline celebrity: If your hooman hasn’t upgraded you to Bruiser McKitty Catnip Spray yet… yikes. Negotiations may be necessary.

One spritz and suddenly every toy is iconic, every scratcher is a runway, and every photo op becomes award-winning. It’s the secret sauce behind my zoomies, my mood, and my “I run this house” energy.

100% catnip extract. Zero drama. Maximum clout.

Tag a hooman who needs to step up their enrichment game.

Bruiser McKitty products are sold exclusively at Celebratopia.com

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11/14/2025

This is peak emotional support fruit. 🍊

Our little cuddle boss has decided a tangerine is his new ride-or-die, and honestly…respect.

Cats don’t fake loyalty — if they’re snuggling it, it’s earned it. Same energy we put into every Bruiser McKitty accessory: built to be chosen, not tolerated.

If your cat forms questionable friendships with household produce, imagine what they’ll do with something actually designed for them.

Available exclusively at Celebratopia

11/04/2025

🐈‍⬛Headed to the vet, a weekend getaway, or just a sunny window seat? Make every stop a comfort zone.

The Bruiser McKitty Cozy Carrier Pad delivers portable softness without the bulk — designed for cats who believe every seat is their seat (and they’re not wrong).

🐾 Machine-washable 🐾 Lightweight and travel-ready 🐾 Durable

Give your feline CEO the upgrade they’ve been silently demanding.

👉 Shop now at Celebratopia.com

10/30/2025

Your cat’s new favorite horror prop. 👁️😼

Meet the 3” Bloody Eyeball Catnip Toy — soft, spooky, and stuffed only with our potent catnip + silvervine blend (never polyfill).

It’s creepy, kickable, and totally irresistible. Bruiser McKitty — where playtime gets a little twisted. 🩸

10/29/2025

Here's a little cute aggression for National Cat Day...🤣🐈

10/28/2025

Bright, bold, and built for battle. 🐾 Our Sun Catnip Toy brings the heat — stuffed only with our custom catnip + silvervine blend (never polyfill). Lightweight, kick-worthy, and unapologetically wild — just like your cat!

☀️ Bruiser McKitty — where playtime packs a punch.

10/25/2025

🏈 Sunday’s for snacks, naps… and cat-tackles. While the humans are yelling at the TV, your MVP’s running his own plays — with our football catnip toy! Crocheted by hand and packed with our signature catnip + silvervine blend (never polyfill), it’s pure game-day chaos in the best way.

Available exclusively at Celebratopia.com

10/13/2025

🎃 Treat season isn’t just for humans

Meet the Bruiser McKitty Candy Corn Catnip Toy — oversized, kickable, and stuffed only with our signature catnip + silvervine blend. No poly-fill, no fluff — just pure zoom-fuel.

Because real cats don’t want dainty toys. They want big targets to pounce, kick, and conquer.

🐾 Hand-crafted. Cat-approved.

Find them only at celebratopia.com

06/25/2025

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05/26/2025

As we gather with family and friends this Memorial Day weekend, let’s pause to honor the brave men and women who made the ultimate sacrifice for our nation’s freedom. It’s easy to get caught up in the joy of barbecues, big sales and extra time off, but we ask you to take a pause over the long weekend and join us in reflecting on the courage of our fallen heroes in the U.S. Military. We believe in cherishing life’s moments while never forgetting those who gave everything for our country. We are grateful to all that have served and keep the fallen heroes and their loved ones close in our thoughts.

04/12/2025

We love Adopt a River Cat and their mission to help cats in the local area. If you can assist with fostering or a donation to their cause, it would be very appreciated! If you make a donation, let us know and we will send you a special gift!

BRUISER MCKITTY WAS BORN OUT OF OUR NEED TO FIND LARGER, QUALITY MADE CAT TOYS FOR OUR ENERGETIC CATS. IN TURN, BRUISER MCKITTY BECAME A WAY FOR US TO HELP SHELTERS AND CAT RESCUES ACROSS THE COUNTRY WITH TNR (TRAP, NEUTER, RETURN) AND THE ASSOCIATED MEDICAL COSTS. WE LOVE HELPING FERAL AND SHELTER....