04/01/2026
Meet Mouse š¤š¤
(a small name for a cat with VERY large opinions)
Mouse is an 9-year-old tuxedo diva who was originally adopted from us in 2017 as a tiny little baby. (Yes, those are her kitten photos!) She has since grown into⦠well⦠a slightly less tiny, very self-assured lady. Due to her owner moving, sheās back with us and currently accepting applications for her ideal living situation (terms and conditions are non-negotiable).
Letās get straight to itāMouse has a list:
⢠Strangers? Suspicious. Absolutely not.
⢠Outdoors? Illegal.
⢠Canned food? Disrespectful.
⢠Children? Annoying. Next.
⢠Other cats? Enemies. Criminals. Will not be tolerated under any circumstances.
And when we say she hates other cats, we mean it. If Mouse even detects that youāve interacted with another cat, she will file a formal complaint. Wash your hands, remove the evidence, and present yourself again for reconsideration.
BUT.
Once you pass her very thorough background check, Mouse is obsessed with her people. Sheāll greet her favorite staff at the front of her kennel like, āAh yes, my loyal subject has arrived.ā She leans into pets, melts into affection, and fully expects to be admired at all times.
Sheās not big on being picked up (she prefers to keep things groundedāliterally), or being played with, but she is BIG on love⦠as long as itās on her terms, in her timing, and with proper respect.
Underneath the hissy āstranger dangerā introduction is a genuinely sweet, hilarious, and deeply loyal cat who just wants to be someoneās entire worldāand honestly? She deserves that.
Mouse is looking for a quiet home where she can be the one and only: no other pets, no chaos, just a calm human (or two) who understands that trust is earned and sass is part of the package.
We see it all the timeākittens get adopted and later returned when life changes. But Mouse isnāt just a āreturnāāsheās a full personality, a whole experience, and possibly your future tiny dictator.
If youāve ever thought, āI want a cat who will judge me but also love me deeply,ā Mouse is ready to meet you.
Come see her. Impress her. Good luck. š¤