10/29/2026
🚨 ATTENTION, CRAWLERS! THIS IS NOT A DRILL. 🚨
The dungeon has delivered a new supply drop, and this time it’s CHOCOLATE (for people, not pets). 🍫
🍫 Maeve Chocolate Bars
🍬 Maeve Bon Bons
Now available at PVO Pet Collective! Great for gifting to pet and book lovers alike. Princess Donut approved.
Is this a trap? Probably.
Is it loot? Absolutely.
Are you going to regret not grabbing some? Without a doubt.
Get your chocolate before the dungeon gods change their minds.
Goddammit, Donut! 👑