08/22/2025
Max here. I knew something was up this morning when I went into the bathroom with Mom and she slipped on my harness without me realizing it. Then she put the leash on and into the car we went. It was a long drive. Where are we going Mom? Finally Mom parked the car and let me out and first it appeared we were just going on a walk and she let me p*e on a tree or two. But then she wanted me to go into this one building with her. It was familiar smells. I was here before and if I recall I did not like it. I pulled back on the leash. No Mom! I don't want to go in there.... but she made me. Then we went into a little room and soon that one lady with the white long coat came in and Mom gave her the leash. No Mom! I don't want to go with this lady! But she made me and in the hallway they made me step on this one thing and then wrote down what they said was my weight. WHY? That's MY business and no one needs to know what I weigh. I am not fat! Then they put me on this one table and the lady with the white coat had this pointy thing in her hands and she stuck my leg with it and it drew blood OUCH! That hurts. If that wasn't bad enough then she had this other tool in her hands and she was holding my paw really tight. No not my lovely LONG nails! It took a really long time to grow them that long. I have had enough. I need to make them stop. So I did the first thing I could think of. I pooped and p*e'd all over. Yay! It worked as they stopped. Then they took me back to the room where my Mom was. Mom! They were torturing me and I had to make them stop! Then the lady with the white coat was back. They put me on another table but this time it was a lil better as Mom was at least there. They looked in my eyes, my ears and then tried to p*ek at my teeth. Then another lady really held me tight and then ouch! Another poke in my hip. And then on the other side too! Mom why are they doing this to me? Finally they put me down and Mom and I were able to leave that dreadful place. I hope I never have to go back there again!. We got back into Moms car and it seemed like forever but then we were finally HOME! Mom let me back into the yard with Molly, Misty and Mocha. They missed me! Then Mom patted me on the head and gave me one of those chicken jerky treats I like and she said GOOD BOY MAX. Now I need a nap. What a morning!