05/28/2026
🐾Meet Thor: the self-appointed neighborhood watch captain trapped in the body of a 17-pound toy poodle.
Thor is around 10 years old, and while he may technically qualify as a senior, nobody bothered to tell him that. This little guy has opinions about EVERYTHING, and he is more than willing to share them with the world through his signature bark — a deep, raspy honk that sounds like an old man yelling, “GET OFF MY LAWN!” from the front porch. Honestly, it’s kind of iconic.
Thor came to us in rough shape: matted, unneutered, and clearly overdue for some TLC. Since then, he’s gotten cleaned up and recently neutered, and while we’re hopeful some of his “tiny dictator” tendencies may soften over time, Thor is still very much a strong personality in a very small package. He likes to be the boss and would probably be happiest as the king of his own castle (aka your only dog).
He’s not the kind of dog who wants to play tea party with toddlers, so we’d recommend a home without young children. Thor can get grumbly and nip when he’s stressed, especially during grooming or vet visits — and to be fair, he has made his feelings about both VERY clear.
But underneath all that grump is a dog who absolutely loves a warm lap and being near his people. Once he trusts you, Thor settles in like a retired man in his recliner, content to supervise the household while soaking up warmth and attention.
Thor doesn’t need perfection. He just needs the right person — someone who understands that old dogs come with quirks, stories, and personalities bigger than life itself. If you’ve got a soft spot for grumpy old men, sarcastic sidekicks, and tiny dogs with enormous character, Thor may just be your soulmate.
