08/01/2025
1. Why did the cat get pulled over?
Because it littered!
2. What’s a cat’s favorite magazine?
Good Mousekeeping!
3. What’s a cat’s favorite movie?
The Sound of Mew-sic!
4. Why was the cat sitting on the photocopier?
It wanted to make some paw-traits!
5. What do cats like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies!
6. Why did the cat go to medical school?
To become a first-aid kit!
7. What’s a cat’s favorite dance move?
The meow-mba!
8. How do cats say goodbye?
“Meow you later!”
Let me know if you’d like even more!
