Twinkle the Marvel Horse

24/02/2015

Gary’s S*x Tips #1002
If she calls out her ex boyfriend’s name in bed go to his house and kiss him. See what the dick about! See what all the fuss is about!

08/10/2013

08/10/2013

You spin me right round baby right round in a manner depriving me of inertial referenced frame baby

17/09/2013

how to give a ha***ob:

1. grab b***r mid-shaft

2. pump until confetti is released

3. party

27/08/2013

Good thing I don't actually care about my body. Because there's still several packages of bacon left and a carton of eggs.

26/07/2013

Tickle my ni***es and call me Julie.

This is kind of awkward, I know more Julies than most.

29/06/2013

Official motto of University of Georgia health department.

15/03/2013

more like totally hot amirite