01/12/2025
Is this true??!! Hope they'll make a comeback!!! 👽🙉😼
ASTRAL PROJECTION AND THE NEAR-SYZYGY OF 1928.
In 1926, The Institute's astronomy branch in Pacific Grove, CA claimed to have devised a method of space travel, specifically to Mars, taking advantage of the "Near-Syzygy of 1928." Our office in Los Angeles was dubious of this claim, but the fact that we had very recently needed to move into our new headquarters meant that we were too busy to check. When Aloysius Greenberg-Finkelstein, Curator of the Institute, finally made a trip by jalopy to check up on the Pacific Grove branch, he discovered tickets to Mars being sold there in a huckster-like fashion. We were horrified. What was even more horrific, however, was that these tickets were not frauds at all. The Pacific Grove branch had indeed devised a means to send people to Mars for brief trips, mentally, through so-called astral projection. The client would sit in a chair, be subjected to the recitation of certain formula-like spells, and then their soul would visit Mars for about half an hour, after which point they would wake on a velvet divan. No client ever complained; all stated that they would have paid treble the price, happily. Unfortunately, the repeated spell-casting created a vortex in the space-time continuum. Pacific Grove, CA was destroyed by this, the evidence covered by a swamp, and a nearby town (Renwood) renamed Pacific Grove by the California Nomenclature Department.
