02/09/2026
🦑💙 SQUIRREL— I MEAN SQUID HERE! 💙🦑
Squid. Squiddles. Squidward. I answer to all of them… occasionally. 😂
📍 Tauranga
🎂 Approx. 6 months old
Hi hoomans! 👋
It’s ya boy Squid 🦑 and I have decided it’s time you all appreciated just how spectacular I am. 😎
Now, I’ve been told I have selective hearing… but honestly, I prefer to call it “choosing when the information is relevant to me.” 😂
I hear you.
I understand you.
I simply choose whether your request fits into my schedule. 🤷♂️🤣
But don’t let my cheeky side fool you — I’m actually a super clever boy who has been learning heaps since coming into rescue. 🧠💙
And let me tell you… I’m turning into one seriously awesome little dude!
✨ A little bit about ME: ✨
🧸 Highland cow toy = MY CHILD. Nobody touch it.
🧸 Squeaky toys = absolutely YES.
💤 Crate at night = 5-star accommodation. I sleep like a champion.
🥰 Snuggles = mandatory. I don’t make the rules.
🐱 Cats = FRIENDS!
👧👦 Kids = FUN!
🏃 Adventures = SIGN ME UP!
🤸 Forward rolling off the couch = Olympic-level talent. I’ve perfected the technique. 😂
I’m basically part athlete, part comedian, part professional snuggler and 100% handsome. 😏
My foster mum thinks I might be a Greyhound x Cattle Dog, which would explain why I’m clever, athletic, loyal and occasionally… slightly ridiculous. 😂
I’m looking for an active family who will keep my brain busy, let me have adventures, teach me cool things and, most importantly, understand that sometimes I may simply choose not to hear you. 😇🤣
Underneath all my goofy antics, I’m a loving, affectionate and genuinely awesome boy who just wants a family of my very own. 💙
🐾 I’m ready to go!
✔️ Fully vaccinated
✔️ Flea & worm treated
✔️ Microchipped
✔️ Desexed
So what are you waiting for?!
I’ve got the personality.
I’ve got the zoomies.
I’ve got the snuggles.
I’ve got the couch-rolling skills.
I’ve even got a Highland cow. 🐮😂
All I need now is YOU. 🥹💙
🏡 Could you be my forever family?
📩 Get in touch with Opo Pups to find out more about me!
And PLEASE share my post! 🙏🐾
Because somewhere out there is my very own hooman who will appreciate my selective hearing, questionable life choices and spectacular personality. 😂💙
Love,
Squid 🦑
aka Squiddles
aka Squidward
aka “SQUID! GET OFF THERE!” 🤣