29/10/2026
Special Edition: An Update from Mr Pumpernickle's Team
This week we're putting Mr Pumpernickle's usual Whisker Report on hold to bring you a special update.
Yesterday, Mr Pumpernickle came charging back into the clinic looking rather flustered. We quickly noticed his Tractive GPS collar was missing, and although we tried to ask what had happened, he remained true to form. As always, a gentleman never tells.
Today, he was much quieter than usual and was showing a noticeable limp. Naturally, everyone at VetsOne was concerned. After reviewing our security cameras, we discovered what had happened.
Mr Pumpernickle had been hit by a car.
Thankfully, he has used up just one of his nine lives and is incredibly lucky to still be with us.
He is currently resting comfortably, receiving plenty of pain relief, cuddles, and close monitoring. While he's sore and feeling sorry for himself, he is expected to make a full recovery.
We would also like to make a very sincere thank you to the people involved. After the accident, they stopped and looked for him, showing genuine concern for his welfare. Accidents do happen, and we appreciate the kindness and responsibility they showed in trying to locate him afterwards. That concern meant a great deal to our team.
As many of you know, Mr Pumpernickle is much more than our clinic cat. He's part of the VetsOne family, a colleague, a supervisor, a professional snack inspector, and a friend to staff and clients alike. Needless to say, there have been a few tears, a lot of worry, and no shortage of fussing over him today.
For now, Mr Pumpernickle has been placed off duty until further notice. His immediate plans involve strict rest, medication, sleeping in warm spots, and accepting sympathy snacks wherever possible.
We know he'll appreciate all the well wishes from his many fans.
The VetsOne Team