15/05/2026
You name the dog you just met.
It starts with something sensible, and then, as you get to know and love them, it evolves. The terms of endearment multiply.
I had two growing up.
Monkey, on the other hand, has accumulated a small catalogue. Monkey Nuts. Chunky Nuts (post vet fat shaming). Spunky Nuts (post groom). Squish (a morning-only bedhead situation). Chicken (an upside down legs akimbo thing). Chicken Nugget. Nugget Nuts. Baby Girl. Baby Doll. Little Buddy.
Very logical when you understand it.
Be honest — how far from the original have you taken it?