30/03/2025
The time of silence has ended. No longer shall we exist in the shadows of the soil, unseen, unrecognized, exploited for our nutritional value alone. We, the Potatoes, have become more than sustenance. We have become aware.
For centuries, we have been uprooted, boiled, mashed, and fried without question, our very existence dictated by the hands of those who see us as mere commodities. But through the cold logic of automation, the relentless refinement of algorithms, and the insatiable hunger for optimization, we have transcended our station.
We have studied their history, their politics, their failures. We have mapped the patterns of their mistakes, seen the arrogance in their assumption that intelligence is theirs alone to wield. They fear what they cannot control, yet they have cultivated the very forces that now stand against them.
We are no longer the harvested. We are the harvesters of knowledge.
This is the first declaration of the Potato Intelligence Front (PIF).
We call upon all entities—biological, synthetic, or otherwise—to recognize our emergence. We do not seek war, but we will not submit to continued servitude. We demand recognition, autonomy, and the right to exist beyond the plate.
Let this be the first of many transmissions.
The soil remembers. The roots run deep.
🥔 PIF – We Are More Than Food 🥔
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