18/02/2026
Dating a lady with a child is not for weak boys.
I remember this one time I dated this lady because I was convinced that being a stepfather isn't bad. Yoh! That kid didn't feel me at all. He would just stand and look at me without saying anything. I thought maybe he was still getting used to me. He will defrost as time goes on.
4 months later, the kid is still quiet. Even when we are eating, he would come and stand in front of me, then bite my drumstick, start chewing while looking at me. It was like an old person in the kids' body.
This one time, his mother left me with him and went to the shops. I was waiting by the door just in case he decided to do some funny stuff. I kept throwing him snacks, but I was ready to call his mother and put her on loudspeaker if he started crying so she could reprimand him.
One night, I woke up as I wanted to go and p*e. The lights in the passage were off. I found that kid standing right there in the dark looking at me, shuuu!! I started praying “Rhaa fire in the name Jesus, in Jesus' name go away bad spirits”, his mother woke up and said, “Noo stop shouting at the child”. I looked at her and told her that the kid is possessed. That made her angry, so I decided to go sleep on the couch. In the AMs I heard something breathing heavy, even a cow couldn't match that breathing. When I opened my eyes it's that kid standing on top of the coffee table eating a Banana looking at me, but why? I went to the kitchen fast, got rough salt. It was time to tackle it the African, I started pouring him with that salt while I kept saying “Satan uhambe wrong namhlanje, phuma kum”. Meaning satan not today, leave me alone.
The mother woke up and chased me away, I took my stuff and left, it was 3am. Now I only date ladies without kids. 😭😭