white horse coach limited owner

17/08/2022

Sunday Jokes 😎😂😂😂
1.) Some girls are funny… They will leave hair in their armpits & shave their eyebrows. Biko, What kind of farming system is that ?🤔🤔😏😏😜
2.) The only warning Africans take seriously is Low battery. TrueOrFalse?🙄🙄🙄😏
3.) A Slay Queen At My Back During Lectures Today Shouted “We Can’t See Your Voice Sir, Please Be Loudable. I’m Still Waiting For My Turn To Faint Cause We Are Fainting According To Our Registration Number.🤣🤣🤣🤣
4.) I Have Been Fainting Since Yesterday When This Girl Told Me She Fell From A Bike And Broke Her Virginity.😯😯😂😂😂
5.) No one is more respectful than the person who wants to borrow money. He/She can even greet your dog. Like: Hello bingo, how was your night ?🤣🤣🤣🤣
6.) That Moment When Your Father Calls You “Stupid Boy” And You Mistakenly Reply “You Nkor” My Brother Jejely Pack To The Next Orphanage Near You.😂😂😂🤣🤣
7.) Your Pastor Has 6 Bodyguards And You Only Have His Sticker On Your Car To Protect You, I Have Nothing To Tell You… JUST GO.😄😄😄
8.) When you get married to a jealous husband. Husband: hello honey, were are u
Wife: I’m in the church
Husband: Give the phone to An Usher.😂😂😂
9.) Wife asked: What are u doing?
Husband: Am Killing mosquitoes?
Wife: How many did u kill?
Akpors: Total 5. Two females, 3 males.
Wife: How do u know their genders?
Akpors: 2 were near the mirror and 3 near the beer bottle.😉😉😄😄
10.) Some guys will intentionally not put chairs in their rooms so that when a lady comes to visit, she will have no other option than to sit on the bed. These are Minister of Strategic planning and Bedmatic Affairs.😏😏😉😉😜😜
11.) Why do banks connect ropes to their pens? We trust them with our money yet they can’t trust us with common pen🙄🙄🙄🙄

😂😂😂

15/08/2022

A woman decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice hotel.. When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00.



She demanded to know why the charge was so high "I agree it's a nice hotel, but the rooms aren't worth $250..00 for just an overnight stay - I didn't even have breakfast!"



The clerk told her that $250.00 is the 'standard rate,' and breakfast had been included had she wanted it.



She insisted on speaking to the Manager. The Manager appeared and, forewarned by the desk clerk, announced: "This hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center which are available for use."



"But I didn't use them."



'Well, they are here, and you could have." He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which they were so famous."We have the best entertainers from the world over performing here."



"But I didn't go to any of those shows.."



"Well, we have them, and you could have."



No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, "But I didn't use it!" and the Manager countered with his standard response.



After several minutes discussion, and with the Manager still unmoved, she decided to pay, wrote a check and gave it to him. The Manager was surprised when he looked at the check.



"But Madam, this check is for only $50.00"



"That's correct I charged you $200.00 for sleeping with me."



"But I didn't!"



"Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have." 🤣

😂😂😂😂😂

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