Gerry Conway's tortoises

25/04/2024

07/11/2020

FYI: We do not sell or breed Tortoises. We are Tortoises.

07/08/2018

Hello!

21/06/2017

26/11/2016

We don't know much about politics but we heard that Fidel Castro died and he was very old and a communist, and here's a Tortoise who is very old and a communist, so he must have been okay.

MOGADISHU, SOMALIA—No one knows exactly when The Communist was born, but it was many decades ago, when the Italians ruled Mogadishu and brought with them pasta and cappuccinos and built boardwalks and majestic ivory white hotels along the beach.

04/07/2016

We're not sure who to support in the Euro semis. We're scared of Wales, we heard a rumour they eat tortoises. Mind you, maybe you shouldn't judge beings on their appearance. People usually presume we support Shels.

12/11/2013

We want to live with Jimmy Dignam and his poodles!
Come and get us!!!

10/10/2013

Foiled again :(

http://www.thejournal.ie/tortoise-found-dublin-castle-1122495-Oct2013/?r_dir_d=1

Do you know anything about it?

08/10/2013

We've escaped in a last-ditch bid to save Bohs' stripes

14/10/2012

Help!

09/05/2011

We're on the way to tonight's game. We had to leave in March. Tell Gerry we'll be back in July.

02/09/2010

Turtles = minnows.

Kitten goes for a ride on the back of a tortoise. Original video from ' youtube.com/mountain462' (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4v4TMqrbhE) - Remixed by myself with music by Henry Mancini - Baby elephant walk (from the movie 'Hatari' )