23/06/2026
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How not to be a moron in a red heat weather warning.
1. Donāt ride your horse when itās hotter than the surface of the sun. If you need telling the exact temperature of ātoo hotā then youāre already an idiot and unfortunately I canāt help you. Use common sense. Key point, if youāre already sweating - donāt. A week off wonāt kill you or your horse but justifying riding to the Facebook police might well do.
2. Bring your horse in or leave them out. Pick one. Commit to something for once in your life. Donāt outsource basic decision-making to Facebook strangers who think wind direction causes laminitis. Go stand in your horseās stable, then stand in the field, and use your brain to decide which feels less like living inside a kettle. And if theyāre not used to being in and theyāre going to stress, donāt.
3. If you can get a fly mask on your horse, put one on. If you canāt, donāt. Unless you particularly enjoy chasing a horse around a field trying to Velcro a hat to his face in 35 degrees.
4. If theyāre sweating, wash them off. Scrape it off or leave it on, stop over complicating things Sharon and wash the damn horse.
5. Water is not optional. Make it plain, make it fresh, make an additional bucket fancy with electrolytes if youāre feeling like a wellness influencerābut donāt f*ck around with their basic water.
6. Electrolytes and salt in feed are greatāturning dinner into a sodium-themed buffet is not. Weāre aiming for ārecovered horse,ā not āwalking sea pickle.ā
7. And obviously⦠donāt travel your horse for fun in a heatwave. This is not the week for a spontaneous outing to an unaffiliated pony patting clinic. However, if your horse is actually unwell and you need an emergency vet, yesātravel them appropriately and sensibly to a vet. Just donāt be a total spanner.
Didnāt really think this needed to be said but apparently Facebook is now used over common sense. So hereās the official guide, youāre welcome. Iām off to marinate in a puddle of my own sweat. āļø