
21/06/2025
🎈One’s Missing?! Let’s Talk Retained Testicles in Dogs (aka Cryptorchidism!) 🐾🍒
Ever gone to check your pup’s bits and realised he’s only rocking one dangler? Or maybe… none at all? 😳 No, he’s not a magical unicorn — he might have a retained testicle, also known as cryptorchidism (fancy word, right?). Let’s unravel this nutty situation with a fun, quirky twist!
🧐 What Is a Retained Testicle?
Normally, testicles drop into the sc***um before or just after birth like punctual little commuters. But sometimes one (or both!) stays hidden up in the abdomen or groin like it’s playing a game of hide and seek. This is cryptorchidism — a testicle that refuses to drop the mic 🎤.
🧬 Causes:
Genetics! It’s often inherited — so if dad had shy testicles, junior might too.
Hormonal delays during puppy development.
Premature birth or other growth hiccups.
It’s most common in small breeds like Chihuahuas, Yorkies, Pomeranians, and Poodles — those tiny gents just can’t let go sometimes! 😅
🚩 Warning Signs:
One (or no) testicle in the sc***um by 6 months old
No “dangly bits” but definite male behaviour (mounting, marking, macho strutting)
Swelling or mass in the belly or groin
In older dogs: signs of testicular cancer, like weight loss, behaviour changes, or mammary development (yep… really)
🛠️ Treatments:
There’s only one real solution: surgical neutering. Here's why it’s important:
A retained testicle is 10–13 times more likely to become cancerous 😱
It can also twist (torsion) and cause sudden, severe pain
The surgery might be a little more involved (especially if the testicle’s in the abdomen), but it’s totally worth it for your pup’s long-term health
⏰ When to Act:
🕐 By 6 months, if both testicles aren’t visible, it’s time to talk to your vet. Waiting doesn’t help — these stubborn nuts aren’t coming down on their own.
And don’t breed a dog with retained testicles — it’s a heritable condition and not the kind of legacy you want him leaving behind!
🐶 Final Thought:
Your dog may be handsome, brave, and blessed in many ways — but if he’s got a no-show nut, it’s time to snip, not shrug. He won’t miss them, and you’ll be doing him a huge favour for his health and happiness. 💚