22/08/2024
Cantonese version -----
😸：喂，唔好再研究我個大頭同我對眼了。有咩快講，再研究我走啦。
🙎：點解會屙尿係張床？
😸：見呀媽清潔好過癮，又生氣又唔忍心發我脾氣
🙎：你爸爸會罵你。
😸：呀媽會阻止佢，呀爸唔敢。
🙎：你會令呀媽多左野做，整污糟呀媽張床。
😸唔理我。
🙎：會唔會係仲有咩因素？例如：屎盤清潔多d，有陣味你唔鐘意入去去廁所。？
😸（敷衍）：係係係。
🙎：你好敷衍我..
😸：都話捉弄呀媽、見呀媽比既反應好好玩囉。
🙎：點解成日蝦加菲豬？
😸：佢好大反應，好好玩。尤其佢訓著時整醒，佢更加大反應，為沉悶的生活添上一點趣味。
🙎：你係咪好唔鍾意加菲豬？
😸：唔係，我好鐘意佢，好似我一件玩具。純粹佢好大反應，好好玩。
🙎：你有冇咩想同姑姐講？
😸：唔係姑姐，係呀媽。唔好將我同加菲隔開，佢好好玩。
🙎：但係加菲會痛 ..
😸：佢痛又唔係我痛，況且我已經就左力，我真正要蝦佢就唔係咁既力度。叫加菲多d同我玩。
🙎：而家擺明係你玩緊佢多過一齊玩。
😸：差唔多啫。佢比我玩同一齊玩都差唔多。都係玩。我開心就得。
🙎：你咁樣加菲好困擾。
😸：我唔覺~佢係比我玩咪冇事囉。
🙎：你都唔鐘意你訓覺時人地嘈醒你。
😸：我嘈醒人就得，人地嘈醒我就唔得。況且佢可以再訓番。反正佢都成日訓，唔悶咩，同我玩下好過啦。
🙎：邊有咁多道理..
😸：我講既就係道理~唔理合唔合理~
🙎：邊可以咁唔合理...
😸：我既世界冇合理~我個人覺得係合理就合理。
English version----
😸: Hey, stop analyzing my face and my eyes. If you have something to say, say it quickly. If you keep studying me, I'm leaving.
🙎: Why did you p*e on the bed?
😸: I saw mom cleaning up, it looked fun. She gets mad but can't bring herself to scold me.
🙎: Your dad will scold you.
😸: Mom will stop him. Dad doesn't dare.
🙎: You're making more work for mom and dirtying her bed.
😸: I don't care.
🙎: Could there be other reasons? For example, if the litter box isn't clean enough, or it smells and you don't want to use it?
😸 (dismissively): Yeah, yeah, yeah.
🙎: You're brushing me off...
😸: I told you, I'm just teasing mom. Her reactions are so entertaining.
🙎: Why do you keep bothering Garfield?
😸: He reacts so strongly, it's fun. Especially when I wake him up from a nap, his reaction is even bigger. It adds some excitement to a boring life.
🙎: Do you dislike Garfield?
😸: No, I like him a lot, like he's my toy. I just enjoy his strong reactions, it's fun.
🙎: Do you have anything you want to say to Auntie?
😸: It's not Auntie, it's mom. Don't separate me from Garfield, he's so fun to play with.
🙎: But Garfield feels pain...
😸: It's not my pain, plus I'm already holding back. If I really wanted to bully him, I'd use more force. Tell Garfield to play with me more.
🙎: It's obvious you're playing with him more than playing together.
😸: It's about the same. Whether I'm playing with him or we're playing together, it's still play. As long as I'm happy, that's all that matters.
🙎: You're really stressing Garfield out.
😸: I don't feel that way~ As long as I’m playing with him, there's no problem.
🙎: You don't like it when someone wakes you up from your sleep.
😸: It's fine if I wake others up, but they can't wake me up. Besides, he can just go back to sleep. He sleeps all the time anyway; isn't that boring? Playing with me is better.
🙎: That's not fair...
😸: What I say is fair, whether it's reasonable or not.
🙎: You can't just be unreasonable...
😸: In my world, there's no such thing as unreasonable. If I think it's reasonable, then it is.
