29/05/2026
Yesterday I shared my plans with you to give old Odysseus his summer makeover and get him ready for the Greek heat. ☀️✂️
As it turns out, Odysseus had very different plans.
I hit "Share", picked up the clippers and confidently got to work. Five minutes later I was standing there holding a broken pair of clippers in one hand and a deeply offended old dog in the other.
You know the saying, "If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans"? Well, God was apparently having a wonderful afternoon. 😅
Odysseus was not enjoying his spa day. At all. The clippers had decided they were retiring effective immediately, and my customer was making it very clear that he had not booked this appointment voluntarily. So, what do you do when your grooming equipment gives up and your elderly client is threatening to leave a one-star review?
You phone Rania.
A quick call later and we were off to the clinic. Odysseus was given a very mild sedative - just enough to help him relax and cope with the experience. Not enough to knock him out, just enough to take away the stress and make things easier for him.
With Rania's much more professional equipment, the job was done quickly, calmly and without further drama. Well... without much further drama. This is Odysseus we're talking about. 😄
And just look at him now!
I'm not saying he thinks he's handsome, but he's spent considerably more time admiring himself since the haircut than before. The fluffy teddy bear has disappeared and underneath was a rather dapper little gentleman who is going to be much more comfortable during the hot summer months ahead. ❤️
The whole experience has actually given me an idea. There are another two dogs here who are absolutely terrified of being groomed. I've always worried about putting them through the stress of it, but seeing how much easier this was for Odysseus, I may well take them to the clinic and do the same.
Less stress for them, less stress for me, and significantly less chance of me ending up in a battle of wills with a pair of clippers.
I just hope Odysseus understands that all of this was for his own good. At the moment he's looking at me as though I've committed a personal betrayal of the highest order. Fortunately, I know exactly how many treats it takes to buy forgiveness. 🍖😂❤️