02/09/2026
It’s me. Martha. Bringer of Chaos. Professional spinner. Car enthusiast.
I stood still for my harness today. Yes, stood still. Don’t get used to it, but it happened.
We headed out to the gate, which obviously means “spin and shriek time”… except I realised we were going to the car, so I saved my energy. Straight in. I’m a perfect passenger as long as she doesn’t put that vet bedding on the seat — I’ll shred it, and we both know it.
I did come forward to her for fuss. I felt her face needed a clean before being seen out in public. If that seat‑belt clip wasn’t on, I’d have been fully on her lap. She should be grateful for the equipment.
When we got to the woods, I went straight into sniffing. Proper sniffing. Not scanning, not panicking, just nose‑down work. We wandered for a bit, then I decided I was finished and headed back to the car. I jumped in, got fuss, lots of it which I love… then changed my mind and came back out again. First time I’ve ever done that. So we went for another little mooch. My choice.
Back in the car I saw a dog in the distance. No barking. I just noted it and carried on. Sardines inhaled, drink taken, then I settled nicely for the drive back.
In the paddock I did some posing — obviously — a bit of play, then charged over to the chauffeur on her stool for fuss. I nearly knock her off it every time. It’s part of the experience and she is learning to balance herself.
That’s me. Chaos, but organised chaos. Growing confidence, better choices, still dramatic… but less of the panic and more of the thinking.
Love Martha. xx