The Paw Seasons

05/09/2025

AVAILABILITY MONDAY THE 8TH

Gail had taken the day off to go to a concert which has now been moved to we have availability for short notice appointments on Monday the 8th of September now.

Book in using the link or message us for manual booking in.

Your appointment with The Paw Seasons is one click away. See availability and schedule your appointment online.

01/08/2025

We only groom dogs here.

Please do NOT bring us Pokémon.

1. They Don’t Understand ‘Sit Still’
With dogs, the worst you get is a squirm or a wiggle. With Pokémon, a “wiggle” might actually be a Teleport. One minute they’re in the bath, the next they’re in the neighbour’s garden, possibly stealing their mail.

2. They Have… Hazardous Features
Flareon is basically a flamethrower with cute eyes. Zubat? No eyes at all and a tendency to scream in sonar at 3,000 decibels. And don’t get me started on Cacturne. Ever tried brushing a cactus? Neither should you.

3. The Risk Assessment is a Nightmare
With a Poodle, you just check for mats and fleas. With a Pokémon, you have to ask questions like:

• “Will it explode if I use the blow dryer?” (Voltorb)
• “Will it electrocute me mid-shampoo?” (Pikachu)
• “Does it have venom sacs?” (Ekans)

And frankly, my insurance company stopped returning my calls after the seal incident.

4. The Shedding Situation is… Weird
Normal shedding: Fur everywhere. Pokémon shedding: Sometimes fur, sometimes feathers, sometimes… molten rock? Magcargo’s ‘fur’ isn’t coming out of my drain any time soon.

5. The Salon Won’t Survive
One Hyper Beam in the wrong direction and poof—your clippers, your table, your entire business are now a smouldering crater. And the Pokémon will look you dead in the eye as if you are the unreasonable one.

So no, I won’t be taking Pokémon as grooming clients. Not now, not ever. I love my job, but I love keeping all my limbs more.

Please respect the salon rules.

15/01/2025

One of our own needs your votes 🗳️🙏💪

Could you like Dude's picture please ?

Let’s not forget how much he likes to pose for photos.

📸 Does your pup have what it takes to be our next top model?

We’re searching for a local, photogenic pup to be the Face of Pawfest 2025!

Here’s how to enter:
✨ Like and share this post AND follow our Facebook Pawfest page.
✨ Post your pup’s favorite selfie in the comments below our post on Facebook (don’t forget to get your fur friends to vote - remember most likes wins!)
✨Tag any fur friends you think should enter below ⬇️

What you’ll win:

🏆 Winner: Your pup will become the Face of Pawfest 2025 and receive a ticket to each event (including one dog & up to 2 humans) in 2025!

🥈 Runner-Up: One ticket (including one dog & up to 2 humans) to Pawfest on the 10-11th May 2025!

🐶 Let’s see your star-studded pups shine! Could your dog be the face of Pawfest?

Terms & Conditions 🐾 Closes at midnight on January 15th | Winners will be announced on January 16th based on number of likes on Facebook entry photo comment & contacted by ONLY | Prizes can not be exchange for cash or alternative events | This promotion is in no way sponsored, endorsed or administered by, or associated with Instagram.

07/01/2025

Organised Crime continues in daycare.

Gang leader (Scout, 10wks) has started recruiting starving minors (Olive, 6mnths) as ex*****oners.

The pictures of Freddie The Frog have not been released due to the graphic nature of the ex*****on and Larry Lamb is still in surgery in a precarious balance between life and death.

Please do not look into his eyes (left).

They are persuasive, and he will offer kisses and tiny paws and skippity hops to lure you into the seedy underbelly of his gang.

If you see it, say it.

07/01/2025

Sniffing Out Clues on Paw-fessional Gang Recruitment

06/01/2025

Puppy trouble continues at The Paw Seasons.

Gangs are being formed and Scout (10wks) has employed the services of a bodyguard, Demo (6mnths).

Rival gangs have been warned and county lines (doorways between rooms) are being patrolled more rigorously by security (Tyler).

Please be vigilant.

If you see it, say it.

20/12/2024

We have some last minute appointments available on Christmas Eve.

First come first served there’s only a few slots.

05/12/2024

04/12/2024

The one where Rufus turns THREE. 🎉🎊🎁🐾🥳

Please note, more dogs were involved in the pawty, but trying to wrangle them into a photo or a pawty hat for a photo is like trying to wrestle jelly to stay in a pair of fishnet tights.

03/12/2024

14/11/2024

We Only Groom Dogs Here!

At our grooming salon, we pride ourselves on providing top-notch services for your beloved canine companions.

Our services do NOT include polar bears.

While we appreciate the adventurous spirit, here are some reasons why we stick to dogs:

1. Size Matters: Our grooming tables are designed for dogs, not 1,000-pound polar bears. We’d need a forklift, and that’s not covered by our insurance.

2. Climate Control: Polar bears prefer the Arctic chill, and our cozy salon is more suited to a warm bath than an ice bath. We’d hate to see a polar bear sweating it out under our dryers. Utterly ridiculous viewing. Do not recommend.

3. Fur Real: While we love a good fur challenge, a polar bear’s coat is a bit more than we can handle. Our clippers might just give up and retire.

4. Safety First: Our groomers are trained to handle wiggly puppies, not apex predators. We’d like to keep all our fingers, thank you very much.

5. Insurance Woes: Our policy covers the occasional nip from a nervous poodle, not a playful swipe from a polar bear. We’d rather not test those limits.

6. Snack Time: We offer treats to our doggy clients, but we’re not sure what polar bears prefer. We suspect it’s more than a biscuit 👀😱


So, while we admire the majestic beauty of polar bears, we’ll stick to grooming dogs for now. Please respect our salon policies.