11/07/2026
๐พ๐๐ถ Weekly Bulletin: Doggy Day-Care Edition! โ๏ธโค๏ธ๐พ
Hello lovely humans (and our fabulous four-legged VIPs)! ๐๐๐
Well... WOW ๐ฅตโ๏ธ... it's been another hot, hot, HOT week! Dare we say... summer has finally decided to show up? ๐๐
As much as we're loving the sunshine, our number one mission has been keeping your furry babies cool, safe, hydrated and living their very best lives. ๐๐ฆ No toasted doggos on our watch! โ๏ธ๐พ
๐ก Boarding Highlights
๐ด Willow vs The Entire House
Was it an earthquake? ๐
Was it thunder? โ๏ธ
Was it a passing freight train? ๐
Nope... just Willow giving another award-winning performance as "Snorezilla." ๐๐ค
Her legendary snoring echoed through the house and woke just about everyone up. Safe to say earplugs have become standard boarding equipment! ๐คฃ๐ง
๐ Ruby's Royal Takeover
Ruby got a cheeky unexpected sleepover. Once the daycareโs had gone home, she looked around the house and thought...
"Yes... this will do nicely." ๐๐
She promptly claimed the entire place as her kingdom, and I was officially replaced as her favourite human. Instead, she snuggled up with my youngest daughter as if I'd never existed. ๐๐
It's fine... I'm not bitter... I know she'll come crawling back for cuddles by breakfast! โค๏ธ๐ถ
๐ป A Big Welcome to Bear!
This week we welcomed a new boarder, superstar Bear! ๐๐ป
Poor Bear wasn't too keen on sleeping alone, so I camped downstairs with him to help him settle in.
He repaid the favour by treating me to a 5am live concert while I showered and dare to leave him downstairs. ๐ค๐
His encore was spectacular... although I'm fairly certain the neighbours and the rest of my household weren't quite as impressed! ๐
๐ฝ Neighbourhood Drama...
Right...
Can we have a moment for those porta-loos next door? ๐คข๐จ
Every Wednesday morning the tanker arrives to empty them and... wow... The smell deserves its own weather warning. ๐คฎ๐
I've decided my new Wednesday morning routine is simple:
๐ Hear the reversing beeper...
๐ Sprint through the house...
๐ช Slam every door and window shut like I'm starring in an action movie.
Mission: Avoid The Stink Cloud. ๐ฌ๐คฃ
โ๏ธ Keeping Cool
We started the week with some lovely walks before the temperatures shot up.
Once it got too warm, we swapped adventures for indoor chill sessions, shaded garden play and plenty of cooling-off time. ๐ก๐ณ๐ฆ
The dogs certainly didn't complain... there were still plenty of zoomies, wrestling matches and strategic naps in every cool spot they could find! ๐ด๐พ
A huge shoutout goes to our solar panels too! โ๏ธ๐
They've kept all the fans running without sending the electricity bill into orbit. Green energy + cool dogs = happy humans! ๐โค๏ธ
๐ฆด Treat Corner
A massive THANK YOU to everyone who stocked up on treats again this week. You're all amazing! โค๏ธ
And an extra sparkly, gold-star, standing ovation goes to Lucy, who somehow managed to get me THREE more orders from her work colleagues! ๐คฉ๐
You're an absolute superstar and I can't thank you enough! โค๏ธ
๐ Fresh Treats Just Landed!
๐ Salmon Grills โ 50p ๐
๐ฆ Duck Grills โ 50p
๐ Rabbit-infused Beef Rolls โ 70p
(96% beef, 4% rabbit... absolutely no dodgy chicken fillers sneaking in!) ๐
๐ท Large Puffed Pig Snouts โ ยฃ1.70
๐ฒ Check out the full treat menu here:
https://wa.me/c/447913371077
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Availability
Next week is looking suspiciously quiet... ๐
We've had a boarding cancellation and a few of our regulars are off enjoying their holidays. ๐ด
So if you've been thinking about booking your pup in for an extra daycare day (or two ๐), now's the perfect time!
Just give me a shout! ๐๐พ
Have the most wonderful weekend everyone! โค๏ธ
Stay cool... ๐
Stay hydrated... ๐ฆ
Stay wonderfully silly... ๐คช
And please give your gorgeous dog an extra belly rub from all of us here! ๐ถโค๏ธ๐พ