Heaven on Earth - Animals

07/11/2026

🐦🪵 IT'S BIRD BOX SEASON AGAIN! ❤️

Now's a great time to put up bird boxes and give our little feathered friends a chance to settle in before spring! 🏡🐣

My lovely husband, Pallet Pete, has been busy making lovely bird boxes and feeders! 🔨❤️ Fancy a peek? Come and visit Pete's Pallet Studio on Facebook to see our selection of bird boxes, feeders and all sorts of handmade wooden bits and bobs!

And while you're there, have a little laugh at Pete's woodworking adventures… as told by MW - his long-suffering wife! 🤣🪵

📍 GL17, Forest of Dean

❤️ Come and say hello! We'd love to see you!

https://www.facebook.com/PetesPalletStudio/

At Pete’s Pallet Studio, roadside pallets get a second life. With a hammer, coffee, stubborn love for pallet wood and loads of laughter, my husband Pete turns scraps into unique, sustainable creations.
Why buy new when Pete can build it from pallets?

18/10/2026

🪵🔥 My boys in action! 😂❤️ Keeping themselves busy and putting all that leftover wood to good use! 💪

04/10/2026

Coturnix Quail – Group of 13 Juveniles – £100
Lovely small group of 13 juvenile Coturnix quail, approximately 4 weeks old and ready to move into suitable outdoor accommodation.
From what I can currently identify, the group includes a lavender male, a light brown Celadon female and three common brown females. The 8x darker birds are currently unsexed, so the final male-to-female ratio cannot yet be guaranteed.
I’m happy to take back any excess males at any time if more turn out to be boys as they mature.
£100 for the complete group of 13 birds.
Slightly older Coturnix quail are also available. Please message me if you’d like more information.

07/09/2026

Flock of unsexecd juveniles quail available for sale. About two months old, unsexed. 2x Mountain Quail birds plus 4x California Quail birds. Those are stunning, but skittish birds and would be ideal first aviary life.

26/08/2026

🌿 Handmade Wooden Products for Sale 🌿

We currently have a selection of handmade wooden items available, including bird boxes, poultry coops, mini portable farm shops and small wooden planters ready to decorate for your own arts & crafts projects. 🐦🐔🌸🎨

Everything is lovingly handmade by my husband using heat-treated pallet wood, giving reclaimed timber a lovely new purpose.

Perfect for the garden, smallholding, craft projects or as something a little different for your home. 🤍

📩 For prices, availability or more information, please contact me privately.

18/08/2026

Weeeeell… OF COURSE he doesn’t know I made this highly prestigious, extremely expensive-looking “oil painting” of him - all by myself shall I add, lol. 😂🖼️👑

Allow me to introduce PALLET PETE.

Master coop builder.
Chicken whisperer.
Duck enthusiast.
Pallet hoarder.
And, as it turns out, a man with a VERY questionable understanding of romance. 🤦‍♀️😂

Yesterday he proudly announced:

“Darling, I’ve built you another coop. Sell it towards your animal feed costs.”

Awww. 🥹❤️

And then he gave me the measurements.

Did he write them on paper?

Of course not.

HE WROTE THEM ON A PIECE OF PLANK which is still sitting in my living room as a token of love. 😭😂

Apparently this is perfectly normal administrative procedure in the world of Pallet Pete.

For anyone interested, with or without the stand:

🐔 Coop without stand:
90cm (W) × 72cm (D) × 65cm (H)

🐔 Stand height:
66cm

💷 Coop without the stand: £120
💷 Stand & ladder: £80

Beautifully handmade, solid little coop, built with the usual Pete combination of timber, determination and whatever language occurs when the screw refuses to go in. 🔨😂

So far, so good.

Except then HE BUGGERED OFF.

We were supposed to be having a nice romantic evening together.

You know… somewhere nice. ❤️
Maybe a little walk.
Quality time.
Romance.

Apparently, in my husband's head, “romantic evening” means disappearing into the woodland at night to visit his GIRLFRIENDS.

🐗🐗🐗

THE WILD BOAR.

Honestly.

I have been replaced by hairy women who live in the woods and eat acorns.

I was not pleased. 😂

So here we are.

My revenge.

I have immortalized my darling husband as the magnificent PALLET PETE in the ridiculously luxurious golden-framed portrait he never knew he needed. 👑😂

There you have it, people.

One handmade poultry coop.

Built and personally signed by Pallet Pete himself.

Presented by his slightly disgruntled wife.

Take it or leave it. 😂🐔🔨

Message me if you'd like the coop — because apparently I'm now expected to sell his creations while he conducts his woodland love affairs. 🙄🐗❤️

14/08/2026

🔥🐔 NEVER MIND HEAVEN ON EARTH — IT'S MORE LIKE SATAN'S CONSERVATORY ON EARTH! 😂☀️

I appreciate that Britain is currently approximately the temperature of Satan's conservatory and nobody is in the mood for anything. 😂🔥

At this point, the only thing keeping me breathing is sitting here scrolling through the millions of chicken photos on my phone. Unfortunately, I've now been through them approximately a gazillion times...

So please.

I NEED FRESH MEAT. 😂🐔

And before anybody reports me — I mean PHOTOS!!! Send me fresh chicken content immediately. 😂

This is just one of my little Serama flocks, happily pottering around the garden as though nobody has informed them we're all slowly melting. Tiny bodies, enormous personalities and absolutely no respect for personal space, flower beds or anything I once considered landscaping. 😂🌸🐔

Now it's your turn...

SHOW ME YOUR CHICKENS! ❤️🐔

Big ones, tiny ones, posh ones, scruffy ones, divas, cuddle monsters, the ones sitting on your head, shoulder or favourite sweater... and, of course, that one complete idiot every flock inevitably contains. 😂

Drop your favourite chicken photo in the comments and let's brighten up somebody else's ridiculously hot day.

Come on... let's fill Satan's conservatory with chickens. 😂🔥🐔