16/02/2026
'Pooh clinker removal' ๐ฉ That's right people, the glamour of dog grooming is real..! โจ๏ธ
When you book a professional groom, youโre not paying for โjust a haircutโ.
Youโre paying for time, skill, safety and care ๐พ
Hereโs what your dogโs groom really includes:
๐ง Professional assessment
Every groom starts with a visual health check including checking your dogโs coat condition, skin, behaviour, age, health needs and welfare limits. No two dogs are treated the same.
๐งด Prep & bathing
โข Pre-groom checks
โข Coat preparation & de-matting where safe
โข Premium, coat-specific natural shampoos & conditioners
โข Proper drying (not rushed โ rushed drying damages coats & stresses dogs)
โ๏ธ Skilled grooming work
โข Full clip, hand scissor, hand strip or hand-finished groom
โข Breed-appropriate or owner-requested styling
โข Safe handling throughout including aids
โข Adjustments for nervous, elderly or sensitive dogs
โฑ๏ธ Time โ real, one-to-one time
Your dog is worked on for the full duration of their appointment by one groomer โ not rushed, not stacked, not conveyor-belt grooming.
๐ Behaviour management & welfare care
โข Reading stress signals
โข Breaks when needed
โข Calm, controlled handling
โข Knowing when to stop for the dogโs wellbeing
๐ Hygiene details
โข Nail trimming - full mani & pedi
โข Ear cleaning
โข Eye area hygiene - eye bogey removal
โข Sanitary trims - poo clinker removal
๐ง Experience & training
Years of hands-on experience, ongoing education, and knowing how to groom safely without causing pain, fear or injury.
๐ Salon costs & professionalism
Your price also covers:
โข Insurance & business rates which are sky high in a high street salon
โข A luxury salon with all mod cons including heating, air conditioning, humidity control and full professional ventilation for your pets comfort
โข Specialist top quality equipment & maintenance
โข Utilities, products & hygiene standards
โข Compliance with welfare, health & safety regulations including fire safety, electrical safety, professional body memberships and more
โค๏ธ Most importantly โ your dogโs wellbeing
We donโt rush.
We donโt force.
We donโt sacrifice welfare for aesthetics.
Thatโs what professional grooming actually includes.
๐พ And thatโs why grooming isnโt expensive โ
itโs skilled, responsible care ๐พ
Most groomers actually earn minimum wage. We dont charge nearly enough for the time and skills we have. As an industry we are very undervalued ๐ถ