The Adventures of Dug the Dog

The Adventures of Dug the Dog The life and droolings of a small remedial collie from the high seas.

22/06/2023

Yesterday I pooed on a whole new island - Whalsay. 10/10, would poo there again.

Hahahahahaga it jumped in mud and got its second bath in three days! I laughed so much a bit of wee leaked out.
05/03/2023

Hahahahahaga it jumped in mud and got its second bath in three days! I laughed so much a bit of wee leaked out.

This. This annoys me. But I don’t get blamed for as many farts. Anyone know how to return to sender on these?
05/03/2023

This. This annoys me. But I don’t get blamed for as many farts.
Anyone know how to return to sender on these?

This is my baby bro. He’s not a collie. He’s a Caithness Carpet Shark.
19/02/2023

This is my baby bro. He’s not a collie. He’s a Caithness Carpet Shark.

Mum an mum banadoned me with Uncle Nick and auntie Julie for at least a year. Maybe two. I was NEVER fed. No walks. Made...
06/02/2023

Mum an mum banadoned me with Uncle Nick and auntie Julie for at least a year. Maybe two. I was NEVER fed. No walks. Made to sleep outside. And Nick made me wear a hat.
AN THEN IT GOTTED WORSE.
When mum and mum got back from their 5 year holiday they brought thing THING with them. It teleports from a-b as nuffin can goes that fasts. And it’s got a gob full of needles.
Mum photoshopped this to make it look like I tolerate him. Pah.

28/01/2023

I’m stayin wiv uncle Nick and auntie Julie an my bro Skipper. We goes to the beech lots. Holes might happen. Uncle Nick sez I’m not a collie flower I’m an Orcadian chip badger.

17/01/2023

So mum took me to the dogtor cos my leggies are a bit ouchy. She said I'm FAT! I'm fluffy, not fat. Maybe a little bit of treato retention. AND THEN (it got worserer) she shaved my neck and my floof broke the clippers so she needed another go and she stole a whole entire leg full of my blood. Maybe two legss full. This is to check for handsomeness and intelligence and wonderfulness and how I am deficient on my snackos reserves which could be fatal. Oh heck.
For my revenge I released my own fragrance (no-one liked it) and then did a massive poo slap bang in the middle of the doorway. Take that dogtors!

30/12/2022

Mum gotted the vacuum cleaner thingy out and I bit it and but it and bit it until it stopped. I’m a hero and no-one appreciate me.

Everything smells funny….kinda like a plant…..maybe I’m having a stroke?!
22/12/2022

Everything smells funny….kinda like a plant…..maybe I’m having a stroke?!

Look at my belly! It’s wonderfully mucky.
21/12/2022

Look at my belly! It’s wonderfully mucky.

These squeaky toys went past the window and I WASN’T ALLOWED OUT. I’m gonna widdle on the Christmas tree.
15/12/2022

These squeaky toys went past the window and I WASN’T ALLOWED OUT. I’m gonna widdle on the Christmas tree.

09/12/2022

I slept on my granny’s bed ALLLLLL NIIIIIGHT. I was a fuzzy hot water doggle.

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