01/04/2026
🚨 BIG ANNOUNCEMENT FROM WAG & WOOF 🚨
After listening carefully to our customers (the ones with four legs 🐾), we’ve made a BIG change…
🐶 We are now officially a DOG-ONLY SHOP 🐶
That’s right — humans are no longer allowed to browse.
From today:
✔ Dogs pick their own toys
✔ Dogs choose their own treats
✔ Dogs pay… (we’re still working on that part)
If you’re human, you’ll need to wait outside while your dog enjoys the ultimate shopping experience. We suggest bringing snacks. For yourself.
Don’t worry… we’ll let you back in tomorrow 😉
Happy April Fools! 🐾😄