06/06/2026
🐾 A Dog’s Day: Home vs Daycare 🐾
At Home:
7:00am – Breakfast. Great start.
7:15am – Human leaves. Betrayal.
7:16am – Check every window in the house.
7:30am – Bark at a leaf.
8:00am – Nap.
9:00am – Move to a different spot for another nap.
10:00am – Stare dramatically out of the window.
11:00am – Nap again.
12:00pm – Wonder if I’ve been abandoned forever.
1:00pm – Bark at the postman. Heroic work.
2:00pm – Nap.
3:00pm – Nap harder.
4:00pm – Hear a noise. False alarm.
5:00pm – HUMAN RETURNS! Best day ever!
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At Daycare:
7:00am – Breakfast.
8:00am – Arrive and greet my fan club.
9:00am – Zoomies.
10:00am – Chase friends.
11:00am – Wrestle friends.
12:00pm – Snack and power nap.
1:00pm – More zoomies.
2:00pm – Make new best friend.
3:00pm – Forget new best friend and make another.
4:00pm – Final zoomie session.
5:00pm – Collected. Too tired to explain my day.
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Daycare dogs go home thinking:
💭 “That was amazing.”
Owners go home thinking:
💭 “Finally, some peace and quiet.”
It’s a win-win. 😂🐶❤️