08/07/2025
✨ Tag yourself! Are you a Benjamin or a Jemima? A Bullface or a Florence?
👇 Drop your SHEEPSONA in the comments!
➡️ Jeremy – Golden Retriever energy. Would follow you into traffic just for a cuddle.
➡️ Jill – Gentle sweetheart with horns. Thinks personal space is a flexible concept.
➡️ James – Curly fleece, poetic soul. Probably journaling under a tree.
➡️ Jim – Outdoorsy twin. Built like a log cabin, heart of marshmallow.
➡️ Jemima – Herdwick Diva. Author of How NOT to Touch Me. Aloof. Iconic.
➡️ Eden – The comeback queen in waiting. Quietly plotting a glow-up.
➡️ Alice – Stoic mum. Got things DONE while the rest were faffing about.
➡️ Charlotte – Looks like a model, acts like she’s got a restraining order against you.
➡️ Benjamin – Walking teddy bear. Emotionally available and probably smells like biscuits.
➡️ Sarah – Survivor turned Supermum. Most likely to start a motivational podcast.
➡️ Maizie – Inquisitive and nosy. Your pockets are not safe.
➡️ Gloria – Quiet twin. Wise beyond her wool.
➡️ Beryl – Daughter of chaos, trying to be nice. We see your effort, girl.
➡️ Calypso – Reserved royalty. May or may not acknowledge you in public.
➡️ Edna – Shows affection on Tuesdays. Might hug you. Might report you.
➡️ Freya – Stunning. Untouchable. You can look, but you will be ignored.
➡️ Florence – Literally evaporates if you approach. Possibly a sheep-shaped ghost.
➡️ Cha-Cha – Loud, proud, and always ready for a gossip.
➡️ Elsie – Yells for attention, then flees. Drama queen with commitment issues.
➡️ Ferdinand – Majestic man. Big lad energy. Here to win shows and hearts.
➡️ Ga-Ga – Doesn’t need you. Probably writing dark poetry.
➡️ Isadora – Secret softie. Loves a scratch… if you approach like a ninja.
➡️ Inca – Hears a leaf fall and bolts, doesn’t know whether to like you.
➡️ Brenin aka Big Face – King of the field. Falls asleep mid-tickle, but don’t turn your back.
➡️ Gryffindor – Chillest ram alive. Let Big Face have the throne, just give him a head rub.
➡️ Trevor – Teenager with headphones in. Not into hugs, thanks.
➡️ Bullface – The matriarch. Belches affection. You rub her back or she sues.
➡️ Minnie – Pocket-diving chaos goblin. Thinks boundaries are optional.
➡️ Mavis – Untouchable supermodel. You’re not on her level.
➡️ June – Mavis x10. Beautiful, wild, and will not be taking your call.
