18/08/2025
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💸 Ever Wondered What You’re REALLY Paying Your Dog Walker For?
(Spoiler alert: it’s not just the walkies 🐾)
So, you hand over your hard-earned cash, your beloved fur-rocket bolts off with someone who looks like they own more dog hair than furniture, and you think, “Huh. Easy money.”
But WAIT. Let’s break it down!
🐕 Dog Walking Insurance
Yes, that’s a thing. Because apparently “I was dragged face-first through a hedge while holding a poodle” doesn’t count as a personal life choice without documentation.
🎓 Qualifications
Surprise! We’re not just “people who like dogs.”
Most pro walkers are canine first-aid trained, certified in dog behaviour and handling, and know what to do if your pup eats a sock or tries to fight a squirrel named Dave.
We know dog body language better than we know our own family.
🚗 Vehicle Maintenance, Tax & Insurance
We drive your dogs around like a canine UberXL. Except with less tipping and more muddy paw prints mysteriously on the ceiling. That van didn’t just appear out of the woods like a magical Scooby-Doo bus.
🧼 Endless Washing & Cleaning
Oh, the laundry. Towels, blankets, uniforms, dog coats… all soaked in mud, slobber, pond water, and mysterious substances we stopped questioning months ago.
And the van? Let’s just say it’s a biohazard with windows.
🦮 Equipment (Leads, Collars, Harnesses)
Leads snap. Collars break. Harnesses get chewed mid-walk because apparently that stick looked at them funny. Replacing gear is a full-time hobby.
🎾 Toys & Games
That tennis ball didn’t survive 0.6 seconds. Tug ropes? Obliterated. Enrichment toys? Just… gone. Your dog had fun though!
🌳 Secure Field Hire
A place where dogs can run free, chase each other, and express their inner lunatic safely. Also known as: “The £10-an-hour chaos arena.”
🍖 Treats
High value, grain-free, unicorn-dust-sprinkled treats to please even the pickiest pupper. No, your lab won’t settle for a dry biscuit. He wants venison cubes flown in from a Himalayan monastery.
💩 Poo Bags
Industrial quantities. Black gold. We go through more bags than a Saturday night shift at Tesco. And the scented ones? A luxury sacrifice to your dog’s digestive schedule.
🧠 Admin (aka The Silent Struggle)
Texts. Invoices. Bookings. Cancellations. Updates. Schedules. Vet info. Birthday cards for dogs. Social media posts featuring your dog’s bum mid-zoomie. All while being barked at.
So next time you see your dog walker, give them a smile. Maybe even a biscuit.
Because behind every happy pup is a person who’s too hot, too cold, muddy, tired, insured up to the eyeballs and made up of 98% dog treat dust.