10/05/2026
Breaking news from the puppy kingdom 🐾👑
Yesterday, all of Lykaios’ siblings officially departed to begin their noble life missions: training their new hoomans to become fully obedient, snack-dispensing, belly-rub-certified servants. Reports suggest early success, with several humans already surrendering their couches and personal space.
Meanwhile… Lykaios remains behind as the last floof standing 😈
With no siblings left to wrestle, he has redirected 100% of his chaotic energy toward poor Skylar, who is now experiencing what experts are calling
“Category 5 Puppy Zoomies.” 🌪
Furniture has been narrowly spared.
Ankles have not 😂😂
The chaos gremlin reins supreme 🤭
Send snacks. Send help. Send reinforcements.
— Signed, The Boss (who am I kidding 🤣 his got me wrapped around his paw)