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As seen on ITV’s This Morning. Tips for pro groomers & owners… with some chatty dogs along the way! We have canine welfare at the heart of the service we offer.
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Certified, insured, friendly & professional grooming service in Polegate. Every full groom comes with a 6 point health check as standard. And as we are trained in canine behaviour, we use positive reward based reinforcement to work with and around the dog, to ensure the grooming experience is a positive one for your mud lover. We offer tailored services to meet your requirements, whether it be a m

uch needed full groom, a refreshing wash & dry, or a simple pedicure to smarten those paws, we can help. We look forward to hearing from you and to beautifying your mud lover!

09/11/2025

SUNDAY RITUAL CHECK-IN:
Football. Dog walk. Chores. Washing.
…and a curly little perv called Lenny living his best life in my laundry basket.

Tell me your floofs love stinky laundry too… right?
RIGHT???
Please don’t leave me alone in this shame.

Honestly, I walked in and found him fully nested in my smalls like he pays rent.
And yes… I caught the whole thing on video.
This pic is just the teaser.

If you want the full “Lenny’s Laundry Lair” moment (it’s ridiculous), I popped the video in my subscriber section so I don’t clog up everyone’s feeds with my feral household antics. You can join here:

Drop a ❤️ if your floof is also a certified sock sniffer.
Drop a 😳 if you’re judging us but also can’t stop watching.

05/11/2025

Hi gang — it’s me,
Actual Caroline 😂

I owe you an apology.

There are now like 700,000 of you in this little corner of the internet — my beloved Lovemud weirdos 💜🐾
And I really want to help more of you, reply to more of you, and keep this the friendliest, floofiest place online.

But between
⚽️ parenting a soon-to-be football superstar
💻 running a business
🐾 cuddling floofs
🪴 and trying (and failing) to keep my plants alive…

I thought:

“Let me be a tech queen and set up fancy automations to help!”

Turns out: quite a lot went wrong 😬🤖

• One lovely human had a full-blown chat with my bot all day — at one point calling it bootalicious and the bot replied “thank you for the compliment” like it was auditioning for Love Island.
(You know who you are, Michelle 😂)

• Another poor soul received my free brushing seminar and reacted so dramatically she reported me and took the time to announce she was unfollowing.
I cried for 3.5 seconds. Then ate a biscuit.

Honestly, you’d think I’d kicked her Labrador and run off with her husband.
(To confirm: Labrador untouched. Husband un-stolen. She’s probably been grooming for 84 years.)

So if you received a random message (or twelve) from me this week — I’m so sorry 😂🙏
I promise I wasn’t trying to aggressively educate you.

The relevant new bots have now been switched off.
Peace restored. Kettle still on.

I will now return to my natural state:

🧼 washing floofs
✂️ trimming bum fluffs
🎙️ dog voiceovers
🛋️ lying slug-shaped under a blanket
💻 replying when I can

One day I will be a tech queen.
Today is not that day.

Honestly, Maxie might handle my inbox better — should we hire a nine-year-old admin king instead?
Strong possibility 👑

If Lovemud was slick, it just wouldn’t be me 🤷‍♀️💜

We learn, we grow, we switch things off, we have a cuppa & a Crunchie, and we sniff a floof’s popcorn paws.

Thanks for loving me & my chaos 💜🐾

Actual Caroline xx

👇 Crown emoji if you vote Maxie for Head of Customer Service! 👑

04/11/2025

New hair, who dis? ✨🖤
Ok but serious question… who gets their hair done more — you or your floof? 👀🐾

Cosy season = dark hair, fluffy jumpers, hot tea, early nights, and pretending my “sparkle hairs” (aka greys) are just wisdom I earned the hard way 😌✨

…until there’s too much wisdom showing and it’s time to visit the salon again 😂

Meanwhile our floofs are booked in every 6–8 weeks like tiny Kardashians with fur.
Priorities? CHAOTIC. Balance? Never met her 🫣🥲

Drop your vote ⬇️
💇‍♀️ ME — my mane gets priority
🐶 FLOOF — they stay glam, I stay feral
♾️ BOTH — glam squad life, babes
🫠 NEITHER — we’ve surrendered, hair sprouting wherever it fancies

(Curly snuggle-boop pictured: Lenny, Chief Emotional Support Floof & cuddle admin manager ❤️)
Please note: no actual work was completed after this cuddle. Respect the curl-boss.

02/11/2025

Sunday morning and I appear to be held hostage by a curly cuddle monster 🐾

Maxi built himself a lounge-bed fort last night, slept in it for about 12 minutes, then snuck into my bed at 2am, grabbed my hand and fell asleep 😭 Little moments like that = heart full.

Speaking of heart-full… yesterday was HUGE.
My boy got invited to join the Brighton & Hove Albion Pathway Programme!! ⚽️💙
Talent spotted — proud mama mode activated. Still buzzing.

So here I am, buried under floof, living off cuddles and coffee, and feeling grateful for the slow mornings before life gets wild again tomorrow.

Anyone else currently trapped under a dog or a child?
What are you up to today?
I’m debating roast lamb and a cosy day… lush 😌✨

29/10/2025

13 MILLION VIEWS in 28 days! 🤯🤎🐾
(on Facebook alone, would you believe 😅)

No ads. No fancy team. Zero strategy.
Just one mad dog lady with too much coffee, dog hairs in her eyes, and a lot of pretending to be a dog…
(and the occasional sprinkle of Becky magic in the comments 💜).

It’s not just about the numbers — but yes, they matter. Because every view means a floof who’s comfier, a hooman who’s learned something, and a groomer (new or open-minded 😉) who’s felt seen.

So if you’ve watched, liked, shared, giggled, or whispered “Fanks laydee” at your screen — thank you. You’ve helped turn this little muddy dream into a proper wagging success. 💜

Now… back to brushing knots and teaching floof science. 😂✂️

27/10/2025

Morning from Leonard the Lounge Lump 🐻💛

Fresh week. Fresh pants. And a freshly snuggled floof.

Saturday was a rare one for me — I actually didn’t work. 😳
No editing, no posting, no algorithm-anxiety — just me, my brew, and a thousand-piece butterfly puzzle. 🧩
Watched Pitch Perfect while puzzling too — and obviously sang along. 🎤
In my head I’m Beyoncé. In reality… probably just the sixth Spice Girl. (“Puzzle Spice” has a nice ring to it, right? 😂)

Then Sunday rolled around and I tried to be Sporty Spice ⚽️
Accidentally booted Maxi’s football into a massive ditch and had to cough up £20 for a new one.
So yeah — officially Clumsy Spice now.

But honestly, it was lush.
McFlurry run with Maxi 🍦, puzzle therapy, and zero guilt for doing absolutely nothing “productive.”

This week’s mantra: work efficiently, rest deliberately, and make time for the small, silly moments that actually matter. ✨

If you were a Spice Girl based on your weekend — what would your name be? 😂👇

25/10/2025

🚨 CRAZY SATURDAY NIGHT ALERT 🚨

Out clubbing with the crew again… 💃🐾
Lolly’s already passed out, Lenny’s my emotional support hot-water bottle / sophisticated chicken nugget, and I’m in my best loungewear. Standard.

How’s your Saturday night looking?
Are you out-out, in-in, or somewhere between snacks and sleep? 🍕😴
Drop a pic, GIF, or just tell me what kind of chaos (or calm) your night involves 👇

23/10/2025

There’s me, trying to have a mindful morning… start the day right… ☕✨
And then there’s Lenny — delivering a right paw to the lower jaw 🐾💥 (oh that rhymed, I’m basically a creative genius 😂).

Forget calm meditations — I’m manifesting survival.
Apparently my daily affirmation is now:
“I am centred. I am grounded. I am being smothered by a sophisticated chicken nugget.” 🍗💛

Now, serious question, floof gang… what do we think His Nuggetness actually wants? 🤔
A) Second breakfast 🍳
B) Me to stop reading and start snuggling 🛋️
C) Complete and total worship (obviously) 👑

Drop your guesses below ⬇️
Extra points for creative answers — I’ll read them all to His Nuggetness later.

P.S. Good morning, LoveMud pack of dog-loving weirdos! 💜
Have an amazeballs day — remember, you’re awesome.
Compliment a stranger. Snog a dog. 🐶💋

22/10/2025

🐾💇‍♀️ Groomers… show us your salon sidekicks! 💜

It’s tough being the floof child of a groomer — you’ve gotta share mum all day, watch her flirt with other floofs, and occasionally get showered in falling fur and flying poo pellets. 😅

Let’s see your patient little supervisors, floor inspectors and emotional support floofs! 📸👇

Drop a pic in the comments — bonus points if they’re giving you the look like “Excuse me, I thought I was your favourite.” 👀💅

21/10/2025

🚀 Lovemud Subscription Launch!!! 🚀

Did you know you can subscribe right here on Facebook!? 👀

This isn’t my grooming seminars (they’re still on my Thinkific site 🎓. Type “seminars” and I’ll ping you the link!) — this is something new and a bit more personal…

It’s a cosy corner of the internet where I’ll share an extra post most days just for my biggestest massive Lovemud crazy fans — more Caroline, more Lolly, more Lenny, more Lovemud Life. 🐶💜

Expect floofy wisdom, recovery realness, behind-the-scenes chaos, Lenny naughtiness, Lolly snoozing, and probably a few moments I should’ve edited out. 😂

Join the inner floof circle below for just £3.49 per month! ⬇️

https://www.facebook.com/Lovemudlady/subscribenow?surface=permalink_share_goals_post_url

20/10/2025

Is it the weather or are we all just feeling a bit… ruff lately? 🐾

There’s been some odd energy about — a few snappy DMs, the odd “you’re doing it wrong” comment, and that familiar hater side-eye.
I know it’s part of the online world, but there are real people behind the profiles — we’re all just doing our best. 💜

Here’s the truth though — I share for the people (and floofs!) who do enjoy it.
For the groomers, owners and dog lovers who just want to learn, laugh and keep their floofs comfy or cute…
and even for the ones who aren’t quite sure why they’re here, but apparently enjoy the English accent and the doggy back-chat. 😂✂️💜

Dogs don’t gossip in the park or pick apart each other’s trims. They just sniff, play and move on. Imagine if we all did the same. 🐶✨

Think before you type, gossip or growl.
Restraint of pen, tongue and thumbs — something every hooman could use a little more of.

And to those who show love, encouragement and support… THANK YOU.
You make this community what it is.
I love you like a dog loves cheese — endlessly and with pure joy! 🧀🐾

Sending a massive hug and a slobbery dog snog to anyone else who needs it today.
I see you. Weirdos unite. 💜🐾

18/10/2025

Weekend plans: cancelled.

Sofa snuggles with my favourite weirdos: activated. 🐾💛

Maxie’s had a big emotional week, and I’m recovering from a neck that’s decided to act like a traffic cone — anything to my left is basically a mystery. So if you’re over there, I’m not ignoring you… I just physically can’t. 🤣

The floof’s moral support contract is being fulfilled to the letter — full snuggle coverage, zero annual leave taken.

Sometimes the best kind of “doing something” is doing absolutely nothing together.

How’s your Saturday looking? 💛

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Tuesday	9am - 5pm
Thursday	11am - 5pm
Friday	9am - 4pm
Saturday	9am - 3pm

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