Lovemud Dog Lady

Lovemud Dog Lady As seen on ITV’s This Morning. Tips for pro groomers & owners… with some chatty dogs along the way! We have canine welfare at the heart of the service we offer.
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Certified, insured, friendly & professional grooming service in Polegate. Every full groom comes with a 6 point health check as standard. And as we are trained in canine behaviour, we use positive reward based reinforcement to work with and around the dog, to ensure the grooming experience is a positive one for your mud lover. We offer tailored services to meet your requirements, whether it be a m

uch needed full groom, a refreshing wash & dry, or a simple pedicure to smarten those paws, we can help. We look forward to hearing from you and to beautifying your mud lover!

Happy ! 🐶💙Twice a year (July 31st & Dec 2nd), we celebrate the glorious chaos of mixed-breed dogs—because they’re one-o...
31/07/2025

Happy ! 🐶💙
Twice a year (July 31st & Dec 2nd), we celebrate the glorious chaos of mixed-breed dogs—because they’re one-of-a-kind, full of heart, and often overlooked in shelters.

The day was created in 2005 by animal advocate Colleen Paige to raise awareness of all the incredible mixed-breed dogs in rescue centres who are still waiting for a second chance at love.

Here’s how you can get involved:
🦴 Adopt a mutt (if you’re ready!)
🤲 Support a shelter with time, treats or donations
📣 Share this post and help spread the word
🐾 And if you already have a mixed-breed floof? Give ’em an extra treat from us today… and tell us what makes them legendary below! ⬇️💬

Dog groomer let loose with no summer rules… and THIS is what happens. 😂✂️💥Summer holidays =❌ No school❌ No routine❌ No s...
27/07/2025

Dog groomer let loose with no summer rules… and THIS is what happens. 😂✂️💥

Summer holidays =
❌ No school
❌ No routine
❌ No sensible parenting decisions apparently 😅

Maxie: “I want blue hair.”
Shop: Sorry, sold out.
Maxie: “Fine. PURPLE then.”
Me: “Say less.” 💅
Cue dramatic dye montage and a slightly stained towel.

💜 And now we have what I’m calling: Purple Reign – The Maxie Chronicles.
He’s not sure about it yet and says he might wear a hat or hood all summer. But I say he looks like a rockstar who’s just left a 00s boyband reunion tour via a glitter cannon. 💁‍♂️💜

Oooh I did love a 00s boy band! I’m getting 5ive vibes!!!

So Facebook Floof Fam:
Hype up this hair. Hype up this ICON.
Let’s show him purple is not just a colour—it’s a whole mood. Let’s teach Maxie that he rocks, his purple hair rocks and to own it and not listen to anyone who may well be a joy sponge with hair envy 🤷‍♀️

And in case you need extra motivation to comment nicely…

🐾 A final word from Lenny:
“Listen up, humans. Be kind about my brother’s new hair… or I’ll wee on your pillow and blame it on the cat. Even though we don’t have a cat. Don’t test me.”

Show your love with purple emojis!!!! 💜 💟 🍇







Saturday morning. 7:17.Gym: done by 6:15 AM ✅Meditation: done ✅(In public, because I’m no longer obsessed or crippled by...
26/07/2025

Saturday morning. 7:17.
Gym: done by 6:15 AM ✅
Meditation: done ✅
(In public, because I’m no longer obsessed or crippled by what others think. No people-pleasing here—just peace. 🧘‍♀️)

Last night I recorded a podcast with —and this morning I found myself reflecting on just how far I’ve come.

Two years ago?
I’d be waking up right about now—head pounding, stomach churning, heart full of dread.
Hungover.
Drenched in hangxiety.
Full of shame and regret that I drank again, even though I’d promised myself I wouldn’t.
Checking my phone in a cold panic to see who I’d messaged and what I’d said… cringing. Crying.
That used to be my normal.

But this morning?
I was lifting weights at 6:15.
Now I’m on a solo coffee date—no drama, no regrets. Just me, a latte, and a front-row seat to watch the world go by (well, the cars… I’m on an industrial estate, let’s not get carried away 😂).

Sobriety didn’t just change my mornings—it’s changed everything.
Peace. Clarity. Poofy hair. And a deep love for life’s little joys.

Now heading home for a floof walk… 🐶🐶

✨ When’s the last time you treated yourself, floof-loving hooman?
Because healing starts small—and you 100% deserve it. 💜

✨ A night without dog hair, shampoo on my leggings or bum juice in my hair? What is this sorcery?! 😂Last Friday I swappe...
22/07/2025

✨ A night without dog hair, shampoo on my leggings or bum juice in my hair? What is this sorcery?! 😂

Last Friday I swapped my usual grooming attire for a green carpet and had the absolute honour of attending the Stand-Up Comedy for M.A.T.E. launch event at the O2, in London Toooowwwnnnn — raising awareness and vital funds for men’s mental health. 💙

As many of you know, I’m widowed — my small hooman Maxie doesn’t have a dad around, and that’s something I feel, deeply. I worry about who he’ll talk to as he grows up… who’ll guide him in how to open up, express emotions, or just be vulnerable without shame.

That’s why this night, this cause, and this charity hit me right in the heart.

I’ve followed Social Laughs for a while now — his humour is brilliant, but what I love most is his honesty. He’s on a recovery journey too, and juggling work, home, and family life just like me. I’ve always really connected with his content… so to see him absolutely smash it on stage (standing ovation and all 👏) was just incredible.

I also did my first ever interview with the lovely and Aleah (both were SO kind and welcoming). And yes, I helped Nathan from Married At First Sight find the toilets — no task too big or small for the Lovemud Dog Lady 💅

Was I starstruck meeting actor Perry Benson?… Not exactly… because I had no clue who he was (oops - Sorry Perry). But we chatted loads and he was genuinely lovely. Mental note: Google your celebs before the event, not after. 😅

And in true newbie fashion, I asked one of the paparazzi snapping away to take a photo on my phone. She had no idea who I was… but she was polite and compliant!😂

Huge love to everyone involved — what a night. Comedy, connection, and a powerful reminder that talking saves lives. 💬💙

Thank you if you’ve read this far and spotted zero floof mentions! Those that follow me for more than just dog hair and chaos - I see you and I’m grateful 🙏

Lolly didn’t need to bark — the look of disappointment said it all 😩…probably because I dared to sit in her spot on the ...
21/07/2025

Lolly didn’t need to bark — the look of disappointment said it all 😩
…probably because I dared to sit in her spot on the sofa. Or maybe I just breathed too loud. 🙃

Do your floofs ever judge you too?

👇 Tell me what your dog side-eyes you for.

🐾 Tag a fellow floof parent who gets it…Behind every floof is a human who:🚽 Hasn’t had a wee in peace since 2018🧥 Carrie...
19/07/2025

🐾 Tag a fellow floof parent who gets it…

Behind every floof is a human who:
🚽 Hasn’t had a wee in peace since 2018
🧥 Carries poo bags in every coat they own
👅 Says “WHAT’S IN YOUR MOUTH?!” like it’s a meditation chant
👖 Accepts floof fur as part of the outfit
🐶 And honestly? Wouldn’t change a thing 💜

If you know a dog parent who lives this life, tag them below and let them know they’re not alone in the chaos.
Let’s give a round of a-paws for the muddy, messy, magical madness we signed up for. 🐾💩💕


✨ New cards just landed! ✨Because nothing says “professional” like a bumhole slogan and a splash of mud. 💩🐾Yep — still t...
16/07/2025

✨ New cards just landed! ✨
Because nothing says “professional” like a bumhole slogan and a splash of mud. 💩🐾

Yep — still trimming tails and tackling tangles since 2012…
But always heating the blade first, because manners matter. 😇✂️🔥

From snouts to snoods, bum fluff to belly rubs — I’m your girl.
🐶 Dog Groomer
🎥 Content Creator
📚 Canine Educator
🧠 Slightly unhinged, but always loving it

Proud of this little Lovemud empire we’re building — one floof at a time 💜

Which side do you love more — the splashy slogan or the profesh paw prints? Tell me below, just for fun 👇👇



P.S. Yes… I’ve blocked my number out. I love you all, but I can’t deal with 170,000 WhatsApp messages. You understand. 😅📵🐾

16/07/2025

👑 Charley Boy – an elderly, blind Cavalier King Charles Spaniel… and a regular VIP in my salon 💜

In this Live:
🛁 His bath and gentle facial
👂 How I rinse sensitive ears safely
🎙️ Podcast rambles – from Jack Dee’s dry wit to Southend Dog Trainer tips

But here’s the real reason I’m glad we filmed this…

While grooming Charley, I noticed green discharge from his mouth and spotted a lump inside his lip. His mum had mentioned he hadn’t been eating properly – and thanks to what I spotted during our session, she’s now got a vet appointment booked for this afternoon. 🐾👏

This is why grooming is so much more than just a haircut.
It’s care. It’s noticing. It’s teamwork with the owners to keep their floofs healthy and happy.

Thank you SO much to the lovely lot who joined live!
This post will stay up for a week so you can watch or rewatch — then it’ll join the 70+ other seminars in the Lovemud Membership Vault.

💬 Got questions? Pop them in the comments and I’ll try to reply asap!
👉 Type member if you’d like the link to join and learn with us every week.

🐾 Things I’ve Learned From My Dog 🐾(aka: Life Lessons from a Professional Bumhole Trimmer 😆💩)Honestly… dogs have taught ...
15/07/2025

🐾 Things I’ve Learned From My Dog 🐾
(aka: Life Lessons from a Professional Bumhole Trimmer 😆💩)

Honestly… dogs have taught me more about life, love, and mental wellbeing than any self-help book ever could.

💜 Nap when you need to.
💜 Eat proper food (but steal a chip if someone leaves it unattended).
💜 Protect your people.
💜 Wag your tail when they walk in the room.
💜 Sniff first, ask questions later.
💜 And for goodness’ sake… enjoy the little things.

This one’s just a bit of Lovemud floofy joy 🐾✨
What would YOU add to the list?
👇 Drop yours in the comments – the more the merrier! Let’s build the ultimate floofy life manifesto.

Morning world!!!
13/07/2025

Morning world!!!

My morning routine:☕ Coffee📖 Reading🐾 Chicken nugget snuggles (with a side of accidental b**b grab 🙄)Typical man. Can’t ...
11/07/2025

My morning routine:
☕ Coffee
📖 Reading
🐾 Chicken nugget snuggles (with a side of accidental b**b grab 🙄)

Typical man. Can’t keep his paws to himself.
But I’ll let him off—he’s cute, fluffy, and doesn’t leave wet towels on the bed.

Happy Friday all – make it an epic one! 💥🐶💜

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