06/09/2026
Did you know dog groomers are actuallyβ¦
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Nail techs β except our clients bite when they donβt like their pedicure.
βοΈ Hair stylists β and somehow βjust a little offβ can mean 15 different things.
πͺ₯ Dental assistants β brushing teeth while someone actively tries to eat the toothbrush.
π© P**p & p*e cleanup crew β because apparently the grooming table is also a bathroom.
π§Έ Human chew toys β self explanatory.
π Butt gland technicians β glamorous, I know.
π Private-area hairstylists β βSirβ¦ PLEASE stop sitting down while Iβm trying to trim your balls.β π
π€Ό WWE wrestlers β especially during nail trims.
π΅οΈ Flea detectives β βMaβamβ¦ those little black dots are not dirt.β π
π§ Therapists β βItβs okay, buddy. The dryer is NOT trying to kill you.β
We get p*ed on, pooped on, kicked, licked, screamed at, covered in hair, and occasionally have to negotiate with a Chihuahua like weβre in a hostage situation.
Then we hand your dog back looking cute, fluffy, and completely innocent like they didnβt just commit 14 felonies in two hours.πππΎ
Just another day in the glamorous life of a dog groomer. π
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So hereβs a cute picture of Dora fast asleep π
