05/11/2026
Signs I might have been grooming dogs too long. 😂
: I can spot a matt before the dog gets out of the car.
: I recognise each individual regular dog visitor by the sound of its toenails on the floor.
: I've accidentally told a grown adult to drop it, and were shocked when they actually did it.
: I don't even notice the dog hair in my food or drink anymore. That's just extra fiber.
🤣🤪🤣
