House of Poochie

26/01/2026

Stella relaxes on the comfiest chair after her grooming session 🥰🐶

26/01/2026

Minnie likes to do a bit of yoga before her groom!

02/01/2026

This lady has been my grooming inspiration right from day one and continues to make me chuckle on a regular basis!
This post is, however, a bit more serious….PLEASE BRUSH YOUR DOG!!! 🐶😂

⚠️ WARNING ⚠️

If you comment “brush” or “brushing” on any of my posts,
you may be sent a free, very helpful, educational video
showing how to brush your dog safely, comfortably, and without turning them into a felted footstool.

I know.
Absolutely outrageous behaviour from me.

Some people have been deeply offended by this.
So offended you’d think I’d snogged their husband and kicked their Labrador.

I’m terribly sorry for sending free information about how to help keep dogs mat-free, comfy, and happier between grooms.
Truly feral behaviour.

To the groomers who’ve been grooming for 84 years and don’t need this…
it’s not actually for you.
It’s for the owners whose dogs you groom.
You’re very welcome to forward it on if it makes life easier.

Inspired by the excellent attitude of …
the only things I’m taking into 2026 are:
• my sense of humour
• a slicker brush
• and fresh pants

Peace, love, and dog snogs 🐾💋
You do you. I’ll do floofs.
Sandra’s been grooming 84 years and she’s still angry…
maybe she’s got a dog hair splinter somewhere awkward.

01/01/2026

I would like to wish all my customers a very Happy New Year and thank you for supporting my small business !
(Harper sends dog snogs)🐶🐾🐶🐾