Balham Bark

28/08/2026

🚨 THE LAST WUBBA STANDING! 🚨

There’s just ONE KONG Wubba Ballistic Friend left at Balham Bark… and he’s ready to find his forever playmate! 🐶🧡

Meet this seriously cute KONG Wubba, the squeaky, floppy-tailed fun machine made for fetch, tug and plenty of shaking about! 🎾💨

✔️ Durable reinforced nylon
✔️ Squeaks for extra excitement
✔️ Floppy tails make him easy to grab, throw & fetch
✔️ Great for indoor AND outdoor play
And the best bit?

💥 HE’S NOW HALF PRICE! 💥

So if your dog has a serious case of “but Mum/Dad, I NEED another toy”… this is your moment. 😂

ONE WUBBA. HALF PRICE. FIRST PAWS WINS. 🐾

📍 Pop into Balham Bark and see what toys are still waiting to go home!

27/08/2026

🚨 WE ONLY HAVE ONE MR TUFF LEFT AND HE'S HALF PRICE! 🚨

So if your furry friend has just fallen in love with him, you might want to move quickly. 👀🐶

One Mr Tuff. One lucky dog. ❤️

📍 Available now at Balham Bark.

26/08/2026

MEET TERRY. 🦖

He's big.
He's scary.
He's surprisingly cuddly.

And apparently he's VERY good at getting his teeth into things. 😂

Terry T-Rex is part of our Eco Tough range, made from 100% natural cotton fibres, densely compacted using just water and pressure.
No chemicals.
No nonsense.
Just a seriously tough little dinosaur.

🦖 Densely compacted cotton core
🌿 100% natural cotton fibres
🦷 Designed to help clean teeth naturally through chewing
💪 Built for serious play
♻️ Recyclable & compostable

And for the serial toy destroyer who looks at a brand-new toy and thinks...
“Challenge accepted.”

Terry is ready. 😂

There's just one problem...
WE ONLY HAVE ONE LEFT. 👀

So if your dog has always secretly wanted their own dinosaur, this is your moment.

📍 Balham Bark Doggy Store

Go on, give Terry a home. 🦖🐾

22/08/2026

Puppy training: 10% patience, 90% tiny treats. 😂🐾
If you've got a puppy, you'll know that sometimes “sit” deserves a Michelin star.

That's where The Innocent Hound Puppy Training Treats come in. 🐶

These teeny-tiny rewards are made especially for puppies from 8 weeks old, with a simple grain-free, single-protein recipe that's gentle on little tummies.

🐑 80% fresh British lamb
🌾 Grain free
🐾 Single protein
💨 Slowly air-dried in Yorkshire
👶 Suitable from 8 weeks

They're the perfect size for rewarding those important puppy moments...
✔️ First sit
✔️ First recall
✔️ Toilet training
✔️ Walking nicely
✔️ Not eating the furniture 🤦‍♂️

Because when you've got a puppy, “good boy/girl!” only gets you so far. 😂

📍 Available at Balham Bark Doggy Store
🐾 Pop in and grab a bag for your little trainee.

19/08/2026

🧀 YAK ATTACK! 🧀

Some dogs like a nice little chew.
Others look at a chew and think:
“Right. I shall be destroying this immediately.” 😂
That's where our Yak Chews come in.

Made from just 3 ingredients:
🥛 Yak & cow's milk
🧂 Salt
🍋 Lime juice

They're 100% natural, gluten-free, low in fat and packed with protein, then air-dried and smoked to make one seriously satisfying, long-lasting chew.
And because they're hard-wearing, they're great for dogs who really like to get their teeth into something. 🦷

Why we love them:
🐾 Long-lasting
💪 High in protein
🦷 Helps fight plaque & tartar through chewing
🥛 Rich in calcium
🌿 No artificial flavours or preservatives
🇳🇵 Traditionally handcrafted in the Himalayas

And let's be honest...

A happy dog + a Yak Chew = several minutes of peace for the hooman. 😏

They're perfect as a treat or reward as part of a balanced diet.

A little chew-time rule: always choose an appropriate size, provide fresh water and never leave your dog unattended while chewing.

📍 Balham Bark Doggy Store
For dogs who take their chewing VERY seriously.

10/08/2026

🚨 THE FINAL 3 WEEKS ARE HERE! 🚨

This is it. We're into the final stretch of Balham Bark Doggy Store and the countdown to Saturday 29th August is officially on. 🥹💚

And if you've been thinking "I'll pop in soon..."
SOON IS NOW. 👀

Our Closing Down Sale is getting bigger as we get closer:

💥 Up to 50% OFF selected stock
🦴 All Toys now reduced
🎾 KONG toys 20% OFF
💚 Collars, leads & harnesses 50% OFF
🥶 Cooling Jackets (1 left) 50% OFF
🥣 Bowls & accessories 50% OFF
🛏️ Blankets 50% OFF
✂️ Selected grooming bits now reduced

Plus, of course, our best-selling treats, chews and dog food are still here. 🐶

Stock is disappearing every day and we aren't ordering anything more.
Once something sells, that's it.
No restocks. No second chances. No "I'll get it next week." 😂

📍 Balham Bark Doggy Store
📅 Final trading day: Saturday 29th August

3 weeks. Then we're gone. 💚🐾

09/08/2026

Well... she's not Chancellor anymore, but apparently Rachel Reeves still can't escape a good old chewing! 😂

One of our infamous Pets Hates Toys has been getting plenty of attention at Balham Bark, and this particular lady is still available for a four-legged critic to take home. 🐶🦷

🇬🇧 Pets Hates Rachel Reeves
💥 Perfect for a bit of chewing and play
😂 Guaranteed to get people talking!

And here's the important bit...

🛍️ SHE'S IN OUR CLOSING DOWN SALE!
All toys are now reduced, with our Pets Hates toys included.
💚 Limited stock
💚 Once they're gone, they're gone
💚 Available in-store at Balham Bark

So if your dog has been waiting for their chance to give Rachel a good chewing... now's the time! 😂

📍 Balham Bark Doggy Store
⏳ Final weeks before we close

06/08/2026

🦴 The Original. The Icon. The KONG Classic.

There's a reason the KONG Classic has been loved by dogs (and dog owners!) for over 40 years.

Made from KONG's legendary natural red rubber, it's designed to satisfy your dog's natural instinct to chew, while its unpredictable bounce keeps playtime exciting and mentally stimulating.

But here's the clever bit... 💚

Stuff it with your dog's favourite treats, a little natural peanut butter, or their daily kibble and suddenly you've transformed an ordinary toy into an enrichment challenge that can keep them happily occupied for much longer.

🐾 Encourages natural chewing instincts
🐾 Helps relieve boredom
🐾 Perfect for enrichment
🐾 Great for treat stuffing
🐾 Durable natural rubber construction
🐾 The gold standard in dog toys
🎉 And now they're part of our Closing Down Sale!

All remaining KONG Classic toys are now 20% OFF.

With Balham Bark entering its final weeks, this is a great opportunity to pick up one of the world's most trusted dog toys at a fantastic price.

🐶 Limited stock remaining. Once they're gone, they're gone!

📍 Balham Bark Doggy Store

16/07/2026