Kirklees Poop Patrol

19/05/2026

We have a few more slots opened up for Liversedge and surrounding areas.

🚨 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨

Your dog loves your garden…
Your shoes don’t. 💩👟

If you’ve ever stepped outside and played an unexpected game of “dodge the landmines”, we’ve got you covered 😂

👉 We scoop it
👉 We clear it
👉 We sanitise it
👉 You enjoy your garden again

Welcome to Kirklees P**p Patrol — saving lawns, noses, and dignity one garden at a time 🦸‍♂️🐾

📅 Weekly / Fortnightly / One-off
📲 Message us (WhatsApp is easiest!)

Tag a friend who needs this but won’t admit it 👀

25/02/2026

Cats can leave mess as well.

Unfortunately the local cats have been using our customers garden as a toilet.
We safely removed all cat waste and gave the artificial grass a good clean, sanitise and all round spray to freshen the area up.

We deal with all kinds of pet waste.

Contact us today :)

25/02/2026

Another garden cleaned up for customer.
Dog waste has been in the garden for a while and we successfully removed all waste.

Area sanitised after.

Once again, contact us today. We will remove all waste safely and leave the area as clean as possible.

Don't let build up destroy or contaminated your garden.
We are here to help.

🐶💩

25/02/2026

Helping a customer of ours out who has an unfortunate broken ankle.

All p**p cleaned, area sanitised and left nice and clean for the customer.

**pCleanup
**pRemoval

20/02/2026

17/02/2026

🚨 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨

Your dog loves your garden…
Your shoes don’t. 💩👟

If you’ve ever stepped outside and played an unexpected game of “dodge the landmines”, we’ve got you covered 😂

👉 We scoop it
👉 We clear it
👉 We sanitise it
👉 You enjoy your garden again

Welcome to Kirklees P**p Patrol — saving lawns, noses, and dignity one garden at a time 🦸‍♂️🐾

💰 Prices from £12
📅 Weekly / Fortnightly / One-off
📲 Message us (WhatsApp is easiest!)

Tag a friend who needs this but won’t admit it 👀

27/09/2023

Jack and Arthur enjoying a woodland walk.