Kirklees Poop Patrol

17/07/2026

🐾 Is your garden ready for summer? 🌿

At Kirklees P**p Patrol, we take the dirty job off your hands so you can enjoy a clean, fresh garden all year round

✅ One-off garden clearances
✅ Weekly & fortnightly visits available
✅ Reliable, professional and discreet service
✅ Dog waste safely removed and disposed of responsibly

Whether you've fallen behind or simply don't have the time, we're here to help.

📍 Now covering Liversedge and surrounding areas.

📲 The easiest way to get in touch is via Messenger for a free, no-obligation quote.

A clean garden is a happier garden for you, your family and your pets! 🐶🌱

19/05/2026

We have a few more slots opened up for Liversedge and surrounding areas.

🚨 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨

Your dog loves your garden…
Your shoes don’t. 💩👟

If you’ve ever stepped outside and played an unexpected game of “dodge the landmines”, we’ve got you covered 😂

👉 We scoop it
👉 We clear it
👉 We sanitise it
👉 You enjoy your garden again

Welcome to Kirklees P**p Patrol — saving lawns, noses, and dignity one garden at a time 🦸‍♂️🐾

📅 Weekly / Fortnightly / One-off
📲 Message us (WhatsApp is easiest!)

Tag a friend who needs this but won’t admit it 👀

25/02/2026

Cats can leave mess as well.

Unfortunately the local cats have been using our customers garden as a toilet.
We safely removed all cat waste and gave the artificial grass a good clean, sanitise and all round spray to freshen the area up.

We deal with all kinds of pet waste.

Contact us today :)

25/02/2026

Another garden cleaned up for customer.
Dog waste has been in the garden for a while and we successfully removed all waste.

Area sanitised after.

Once again, contact us today. We will remove all waste safely and leave the area as clean as possible.

Don't let build up destroy or contaminated your garden.
We are here to help.

🐶💩

25/02/2026

Helping a customer of ours out who has an unfortunate broken ankle.

All p**p cleaned, area sanitised and left nice and clean for the customer.

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20/02/2026

17/02/2026

🚨 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨

Your dog loves your garden…
Your shoes don’t. 💩👟

If you’ve ever stepped outside and played an unexpected game of “dodge the landmines”, we’ve got you covered 😂

👉 We scoop it
👉 We clear it
👉 We sanitise it
👉 You enjoy your garden again

Welcome to Kirklees P**p Patrol — saving lawns, noses, and dignity one garden at a time 🦸‍♂️🐾

💰 Prices from £12
📅 Weekly / Fortnightly / One-off
📲 Message us (WhatsApp is easiest!)

Tag a friend who needs this but won’t admit it 👀