22/05/2025
🐾 Job Alert: Dog Cuddler (and Occasional Poo Picker) Wanted! 🐾
Holiday & Sickness Cover Only – Because even superheroes need a break (and sometimes catch colds).
Do you have a passion for pooches, a high tolerance for mud, and don’t mind being out in all weathers with a pack of wagging tails? Then we need you!
We’re on the lookout for a reliable, animal-obsessed human to join our team on a self-employed basis for holiday and sickness cover only. This isn’t a full-time gig – just the occasional chance to be surrounded by furry friends, rain or shine. (Mostly rain, let’s be honest – we live in the UK.)
Here’s what we need from you:
✅ Must be 25 or over (our insurance says so – blame them)
✅ Must have a full driving license and be able to drive
✅ Genuinely loves animals (if you don’t think dogs are better than most people, this may not be for you)
✅ Happy to work outside in all weathers – sun, wind, sideways rain, snow, the lot
✅ Reliable, trustworthy, and punctual (dogs know when you’re late – and they judge)
✅ Able to work on a self-employed basis – you invoice, we pay
This is perfect for someone looking to earn a bit of extra cash while getting their daily step count in and making a bunch of furry friends.
Think you’ve got what it takes?
Pop us a message telling us about yourself, your animal experience, and whether or not you own waterproof trousers. We can’t wait to meet you!