C&B Gnome rescue

C&B Gnome rescue Rescuing and rehabilitating abandoned gnomes. Helping them to find their forever home.

Well the mermaid has swum away down the greenaway. Hopefully to better home and not a victim of vandalism.
04/03/2024

Well the mermaid has swum away down the greenaway. Hopefully to better home and not a victim of vandalism.

Did she get separated from her shoal or was she lured up the river Lune and abandoned by her fickle lover? Some say she ...
27/02/2024

Did she get separated from her shoal or was she lured up the river Lune and abandoned by her fickle lover? Some say she swam up to lure unsuspecting kayakers for a tasty midnight feast. Will we ever know? Will Winifred ever reveal her secrets?

Well you can't keep a good gnome down. In true hippy fashion our lad said if you can't beat those pesky themed bars.......
08/12/2022

Well you can't keep a good gnome down. In true hippy fashion our lad said if you can't beat those pesky themed bars....so he made his own dedicated to real ale and cider. Watch out for the grand opening.

We receive many calls for aid but this one was truly heartbreaking. Someone pulled this poor fairies wings off. Luckily ...
04/12/2022

We receive many calls for aid but this one was truly heartbreaking. Someone pulled this poor fairies wings off. Luckily her sister found her and tried everything to cheer her up including buying her a seesaw. But nothing could make up for losing the loss of her ability to fly, she was spiralling into depression when she was brought to us. Since then we have worked hard on both her physical and mental health until finally she was able to share her pictures and her story. She will be looking for a quiet home with a secure garden soon.

Well there I was a happy friendly greeter, welcoming people to relax, socialise and have a pint or two. Then suddenly a ...
30/11/2022

Well there I was a happy friendly greeter, welcoming people to relax, socialise and have a pint or two. Then suddenly a pint of real ale was no longer good enough, oh no it had to be over priced craft ale, marshmallow stout with a hint of desperation. Beer gardens were out of fashion, it was all wine bar bistros and pink prosecco cocktails. Gnomes like me tossed on the scrap heap yesteryear whilst the high healed glitterati soaked up all the flavoured gin. Well I might be down on my luck now, but just wait. When your gin palaces collapse you will be begging me to come back with a nice pint of Landlord.

Lovely walk around the village dropping of a few rescues and checking up on previous rehomes.
27/11/2022

Lovely walk around the village dropping of a few rescues and checking up on previous rehomes.

Well this little fella has been deployed. Remember if you need a gnome rehoming or you would like to offer a gnome a goo...
25/11/2022

Well this little fella has been deployed. Remember if you need a gnome rehoming or you would like to offer a gnome a good loving home, please get in touch.

Don't do it
17/11/2022

Don't do it

Well this little guy needed a lot of help. He came to us a broken angry gnome. He told us how every day he saw fewer fis...
17/11/2022

Well this little guy needed a lot of help. He came to us a broken angry gnome. He told us how every day he saw fewer fish to catch, the river turning brown and black with sewage until everything died. He said his owners wouldn't listen, said he was lazy when he couldn't bring back any fish. Finally he had enough, he snapped his fishing rod and left. He was found wandering lost and hungry, until a kind person brought him to us. Now he wants to dedicate his life to making sure the world is better for other gnomes. Climate Action gnome will be off looking for a green home soon.

These two little cherubs were lost and lonely. Apparently they had been abandoned in the woods by a wicked step father. ...
30/10/2022

These two little cherubs were lost and lonely. Apparently they had been abandoned in the woods by a wicked step father. After a few weeks of good food and a warm bed they have got their colour back. Now they are looking for a nice forever home. Any ideas?

"No, I'm not making a rude gesture. Some bu**er stole my fishing rod."This poor little fella came into our rescue yester...
29/10/2022

"No, I'm not making a rude gesture. Some bu**er stole my fishing rod."
This poor little fella came into our rescue yesterday. He looks a little battered and worse for wear but he seems a chipper little fella. I'm sure with a little soup and some love we will have back on the road.

Well this little fella is ready to welcome trick or treaters or maybe not 👹😈🧛🧙 muahaha.
28/10/2022

Well this little fella is ready to welcome trick or treaters or maybe not 👹😈🧛🧙 muahaha.

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