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MESSAGE FROM RESIDENT“Can I urge you all to please check your children’s Halloween sweets carefully please? Just by chan...
04/10/2025

MESSAGE FROM RESIDENT

“Can I urge you all to please check your children’s Halloween sweets carefully please? Just by chance I happened to examine a Mars Bar my youngest received and found ruthless crime lord Clarence Boddicker from Robocop inside. There are some sick people in this world, suggest maintaining a state of heightened, if not panicked vigilance. Humberside police non-emergency informed. Log no: 103/8193”

03/10/2025

When it’s the run up to Halloween, Mischief Night and Bonfire Night and you’ve something to moan about again on social media

MESSAGE FROM RESIDENT“Honestly I’ve just popped to my friends house you lot that post this stuff on people vehicles need...
09/08/2025

MESSAGE FROM RESIDENT

“Honestly I’ve just popped to my friends house you lot that post this stuff on people vehicles need too get a life! Surely you have better things to do on a Friday night you absolute melts!”

When some clever shape tries to give it the big ‘un on one of KFNNN’s posts…East of the DMZ humour is no humour at all.
14/07/2025

When some clever shape tries to give it the big ‘un on one of KFNNN’s posts…East of the DMZ humour is no humour at all.

Big Kingswood, South Beverley energy
25/06/2025

Big Kingswood, South Beverley energy

When you hear a Hull accent call children “bains”
19/06/2025

When you hear a Hull accent call children “bains”

13/06/2025

***POLITE NOTE***

Can residents please exercise plentiful amounts of patience this weekend as the parking situation outside houses east of the DMZ is forecasted to be high to severe owing to Father’s Day.

Ample kerb-side Father’s Day parking is always a nightmare in less desirable neighbouring wards, KFNNN parking marshals will be in attendance Sunday 10am - 4pm around expected hot spots Gypsy Moth Lane and Pioneer Way, we’d ask you to follow their instructions if instructed to do so.

Please remember the parking marshals are volunteers who are here to help. Please consider staggering the visiting Fathers throughout the day to keep disruption to a minimum.

Coming soon to all formats
09/06/2025

Coming soon to all formats

17/05/2025

Quick FYI Residents, problems with the water supply persist in some of our less desirable neighbouring wards. Posting here for visibility as they’re not likely to notice until their weekly bath tomorrow.

27/04/2025

MESSAGE FROM RESIDENT

“Cheap, good quality, Roman Catholic builder with minimum 13 years residency on Kingswood, South Beverley with availability alternating hours every 3rd Tuesday of every odd numbered month required for job. DM for more info”

POV: Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ seeing you besmirch his resurrection with store-brand Easter Eggs. Can we have so...
20/04/2025

POV: Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ seeing you besmirch his resurrection with store-brand Easter Eggs. Can we have some decorum please?!

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