Only Dugs Daycare

Only Dugs Daycare 🐾Only Dugs daycare
🕑8am till 6pm
☎️07584410975
⚽️Offical pet supporters club for The Buffs ⚽️

💸 A wee Friday reminder about payments… 🐶We absolutely love looking after your dugs. The cuddles, the chaos, the zoomies...
28/08/2026

💸 A wee Friday reminder about payments… 🐶

We absolutely love looking after your dugs. The cuddles, the chaos, the zoomies and even the occasional mystery puddle.

What we don’t particularly love is chasing unpaid invoices. 😂

Just a reminder that daycare invoices should be paid on the day your dog attends daycare. 🐾

Only Dugs is a small business, and when payments start rolling over for days or weeks, it genuinely has an impact. Wages, rent, insurance and the approximately 47 million tennis balls that disappear into another dimension every month still need paid. 🎾

Now, anyone who knows Ewan will know his memory is absolutely useless.

Keys? Lost.
Phone? No idea.
Why he walked into a room? Gone.
Something someone told him 14 seconds ago? Absolutely no recollection whatsoever.

But when it comes to the sharp end and somebody owes him money?

Suddenly the man has the memory of an elephant. 🐘😂

Dates. Times. Invoice numbers. Probably what the weather was like when your dug attended.

He remembers. 👀

So please, if your dug has been in daycare that day, get the invoice cleared that day too.

And genuinely, if you’re struggling or there’s an issue with a payment, just speak to us. We’re human and we’ll always try to work with you.

What we can’t work with is radio silence and hoping Ewan’s famously questionable memory will eventually save you.

Because apparently money owed activates a completely different part of his brain. 😂💸

Thanks as always for supporting our wee business and helping us keep Only Dugs running smoothly. 💙🐾

28/08/2026

New boy Sunny has only just arrived and he’s already got the Friday girls falling at his feet… 😏😂

The boy’s been here five minutes and apparently thinks Only Dugs is Love Island: Dug Edition. 🌴🐶

Golden hair. Big smile. Knows exactly how to work a room.

The girls never stood a chance. 😂💙

Sunny has entered the villa… and immediately chosen chaos. 😎🐾

Newbie Sunny has made a VERY important discovery at Only Dugs…Forget the toys.Forget making new pals.Forget running abou...
28/08/2026

Newbie Sunny has made a VERY important discovery at Only Dugs…

Forget the toys.
Forget making new pals.
Forget running about like a lunatic.

Apparently THE BUTT SCRATCHES ARE ABSOLUTELY TOP TIER. 🍑🤌😂

Just look at his face. That’s a boy who’s discovered the premium package and has absolutely no intention of cancelling his subscription.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Sunny’s review:
“Came for daycare. Stayed for the arse scratches. Exceptional service.” 😂🐾

Welcome to Only Dugs, Sunny 💙

There was a rather tense, slobbery stand-off at Only Dugs this afternoon… 😂🎾Orla 🤝 RalphOne ball.Two very determined dug...
24/08/2026

There was a rather tense, slobbery stand-off at Only Dugs this afternoon… 😂🎾

Orla 🤝 Ralph
One ball.
Two very determined dugs.
Absolutely ZERO intention of backing down. 👀

But the question is… WHO WON THE BALL?!

❤️ = Team Orla
😂 = Team Ralph

Cast your votes below 👇

The truth will be revealed… eventually. 😏🐾

24/08/2026

Just two besties casually turning playtime into a full-contact sport 😂🐾

One’s got the bounce.
One’s built like a small horse.
Neither has any concept of personal space. 🤣

20/08/2026

Rory has clearly misunderstood the service we provide.

This is doggy daycare, not fall asleep on Ewan and hold him hostage for the foreseeable future. 😂🐶💤

Can’t move. Can’t work. Can’t disturb the baby.

Management has lost control of the facility. Again. 🤦‍♂️😂

PEACE HAS FINALLY BEEN RESTORED TO ONLY DUGS. 😂🙌After what can only be described as the longest summer internship progra...
20/08/2026

PEACE HAS FINALLY BEEN RESTORED TO ONLY DUGS. 😂🙌

After what can only be described as the longest summer internship programme in Scottish history, my two seasonal workers have finally been sent back to school. 🎒

And I use the word “workers” very loosely.

Mason’s main duties consisted of asking 700 questions an hour, appearing exactly where you didn’t need him to be and generally being a tiny HR violation.

Kyle’s role was mostly sighing at Mason, winding him up and then acting completely shocked when it ended in an argument.

Productivity was questionable.

Snack consumption was exceptional.

Staff morale was hanging by a thread. 😂

But today… silence.

Beautiful, glorious silence.

The dogs are calmer.

The staff are calmer.

I’ve actually completed an entire thought without someone shouting “DAAAAAAD!”

Obviously I’ll miss having the boys around…

But I’d be lying if I said there wasn’t a small part of me considering sending their teachers flowers, chocolates and possibly a financial contribution towards earplugs. 😂

Go smash it, boys. ❤️

The Paterson Summer Employment Scheme is officially CLOSED.

Only Dugs would like to thank the education system for taking them back. 🐶😂

🚨 BARRY THE BIN: FINAL UPDATE 🚨We’re delighted to announce that after his brief stay at Only Dugs, Barry has officially ...
19/08/2026

🚨 BARRY THE BIN: FINAL UPDATE 🚨

We’re delighted to announce that after his brief stay at Only Dugs, Barry has officially been released back into the wild. 🗑️🌳

But the story gets better…

It appears our local feral bams climbed the fences into our back area, helped themselves to some old tyres and then kindly dumped them outside. 🛞😂

So, to our mystery waste-removal specialists…

Next time, save yourself the hassle of dumping them outside and just take them home with you. 😂

You’ve already climbed the fence and carried them that far. Might as well finish the job.

Barry is free.
The tyres are migrating.
And apparently Only Dugs now offers a self-service scrapyard after hours.

David Attenborough voice:
“And here we see the Ayrshire feral bam in its natural habitat… scaling fences and relocating rubber under the cover of darkness.” 😂

🚨 ABANDONED OUTSIDE ONLY DUGS — PLEASE SHARE 🚨We honestly thought we’d seen it all.This morning we arrived to find this ...
17/08/2026

🚨 ABANDONED OUTSIDE ONLY DUGS — PLEASE SHARE 🚨

We honestly thought we’d seen it all.

This morning we arrived to find this poor wee guy abandoned at the gates of Only Dugs. 💔

No lead.
No collar.
No microchip.
No food or water.
Nobody looking for him.

He was just sitting there… waiting. 😭

We’ve named him Barry.

Barry appears to be an adult 240-litre council cross. He’s extremely timid and hasn’t moved from the spot since we found him.

He keeps looking towards the road whenever a bin lorry goes past, presumably hoping his family are coming back for him.

Absolutely heartbreaking.

We’ll be assessing Barry today to see how he is around the dogs. Early signs suggest his temperament is absolute rubbish.

If anyone recognises him, please get in touch.

And please remember:

A bin is for life, not just until you can’t be bothered taking it back home. 🗑️💔

13/08/2026

☀️ HARRIET HAS MOVED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. ☀️

After careful consideration of the current weather conditions, Harriet has officially departed her indoor throne 👑

She has now taken up position on her outdoor stage, where she can bask in the sunshine while silently judging everyone from an elevated position.

Same Harriet.
Same authority.
Different venue.

Please do not approach the talent. 😂🐾☀️

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Pennyburn Road
Kilwinning
KA136LF

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