24/12/2025
😂😂
Christmas time, mucking out and w**e… 🎄🐴🍷
(an equestrian rewrite we all deserve)
Christmas time…
Mucking out and w**e,
Horse's neighing
Like it's feeding time..
With logs on the fires,
And hay in your bra,
Time to rejoice
In the warmth of your car
Oh Christmas time…
Mist, mud and grime,
Horses waiting…
Like it’s feeding time.
There’s tinsel being eaten
By Susan's chestnut mare
Time to rejoice
Like we really don't care
There are cold hands,
And steaming breath,
You question life choices…
But not that much yet.
The wheelbarrow squeaks,
Your back says “no”,
But you still whisper
“Just one more to go…”
Repeat chorus like a bad ass
So pour the w**e,
When the yard is done,
Boots by the door,
Day finally won.
Christmas joy
Looks different round here
It smells like hay,
And it's a very long day..
Christmas time…
Mucking out and w**e.......
(Or nosseco if you're not drinking.......cos I know lots my age are finding a new found life not drinking!)
Sorry was singing this all the way home and had to write it down 😂😂😂😂