25/05/2026
Hot paws!! Or… should that say hot feet? My feet, specifically.
Today I decided to test that classic debate: “Is the pavement really too hot for dogs?”
Because apparently some people think dogs are born with built in oven mitts.
You always get the comments
But dogs walk in hot countries!
You’re being dramatic!
If you mention it online you’re a Karen!
(Yes, because caring about your dog not sizzling is SO unreasonable)
So for the thicky thicky dumb dumbs out there let’s begin.
I thought “Fine.Let’s actually see what it feels like.”
So off I went barefoot yes full hobbit mode activated from my house to my husbands truck, across the Aldi carpark, around the shop, then over to Tesco, through their carpark, around the store, and back again. A scenic tour of every surface that hates feet.
We drove home, then I went for a little five minute wander because I truly committed to the cause.
And let me just say THANK GOODNESS for supermarket cold floors.
If I couldve laid down and made snow angels in the freezer aisle I would have.
By the time I got back in the house my feet were let’s say not thrilled with me.
Not unbearable Not call an ambulance.
Just that kind of sharp persistent discomfort where you think
Yes, this is officially rubbish and I would like it to stop now.
Now I have a pretty high pain tolerance. I snoozed during a spine tattoo. I didn’t take pain meds in labour. I’m usually the person saying, it’s fine, it’s fine while half my leg is dangling off.
But this?
This was very much not fine.
Not dramatic just… unpleasant. Hot. Stingy. A solid 6/10 on the why am I doing this scale.
It took a good hour before my feet forgave me enough to stop complaining.
No marks no burns just that lingering “arghhh” feeling you get from heat you really didn’t need.
My incredibly rank looking feet resemble elephant hide from 18 years being a dog walker and even that didn’t protect them from the heat.
And heres the kicker
I can SAY my feet were uncomfortable. Can your dog?
Nope.
So maybe let’s not march them across a pavement that doubles as a giant griddle