24/12/2025
Richard was laid to rest yesterday surrounded by family and friends.
A simple ceremony, a cardboard coffin covered in pictures drawn by Francesca and notes left by everyone else. Carried down to his grave by his kids and their partners, a grave which was begrudgingly dug by his four children and friends (realistically George did all the work there) due to him being a tight ass and not paying for a grave digger. Then we shovelled the dirt on top of him which was weirdly cathartic, Francesca also insisted on helping with this, launching large chunks of dirt on him exclaiming "got ya grandad" which certainly lifted everyone's spirits.
Perfect send off exactly as he wanted it. The end of an era for us and the shop too. We are now off to prep the Christmas dinner and make his famous pate for starters which he left very specific instructions for 😂