The Poop Fairy

01/11/2026

💩💗 Running a small business? The last thing you need is expensive waste collections eating into your profits! 👀

That’s exactly why small businesses are choosing The P**p Fairy! 🧚‍♀️✨

We know what it’s like running a small business. Every penny counts, and reliable, affordable services make all the difference!

🐾 Affordable commercial dog waste collections

🐾 Flexible collections to suit your business

🐾 Friendly, reliable service with no fuss

🐾 Supporting local businesses as they grow

But don’t just take our word for it! 🥹👇

A huge thank you to Luna's Doggie Den for this lovely 5-star review! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Big business standards, small business prices! 💗

We deal with the p**p so you don’t have to! 🧚‍♀️💩

🌐 thep**pfairy.co.uk

**pFairy

01/11/2026

Staying weird and doing what I love at the weekends! 😂🩷

Weekdays are now fully booked!

We’ve got limited availability left next Saturday, so if your garden needs a visit from The P**p Fairy, get in quick!

📲 Drop us a DM or WhatsApp to secure your booking!

**pFairy

31/10/2026

By far one of my favourite messages since becoming The P**p Fairy!

This living legend has absolute top-notch banter!

“Pet S**t Lady” has properly tickled me 😂

Go on then you lot… surely someone can come up with something worse?!

What would you save us as in your phone? Funniest one gets bragging rights! 👇

28/10/2026

💩🐾 And that’s a wrap on evening scoops for 2026!

The clocks have gone back, the evenings are getting darker, and apparently picking up p**p in the dark isn’t quite as fun as it sounds!

So we’re officially switching to our winter daytime routes! ❄️

A massive thank you to all our lovely customers for being so flexible while we juggle the changes. We really do appreciate you! 💗

And with three of us now on the P**p Fairy team, there’s even more fairy power to keep those gardens p**p-free! 🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️

📅 Winter routes start Monday 2nd November!

Rain, frost or freezing fingers, we’ll still be out there….

We deal with the p**p so you don’t have to! 🐾

**pFairy

28/10/2026

Ever wondered what The P**p Fairies get up to? 🧚‍♀️💩

28/10/2026

🎄🎁 Do you know someone who needs a P**p Fairy? 💩🧚‍♀️

Why not treat them to a p**p-free garden this Christmas? 😂🐾

Whether it’s a one-off garden p**p scoop or a pet waste bin collection, we’ve got you covered!

🎁 10% OFF all Christmas E-Gift Vouchers purchased before 25th December 2026!

All vouchers are valid for 6 months from the date of purchase.

📩 Drop us a message to order yours!

We deal with the p**p so you don’t have to! 🐾

**pFairy

27/10/2026

🐾🩷 We’re really pleased to be part of Kent Small Business, a great platform helping support local businesses!

We’ve also added a little 10% discount for new customers! 🐶💩

If you’ve been thinking about giving The P**p Fairy a try, now’s a good time! All the details are on our listing below 👇

https://kentsmallbusiness.co.uk/edenbridge/home-trade/the-p**p-fairy

Have a look at some of the other lovely local businesses while you’re there too! 🩷

We deal with the p**p so you don’t have to! Friendly, reliable pet waste removal and cleaning. View contact details and more on Kent Small Business.

27/10/2026

💗 Tomorrow is Budget Day, and I think a lot of us will be watching anxiously to see what’s announced.

As a small family-run business, we know how tough things are financially for so many people right now. Families and small businesses alike are feeling the pressure.

Here at The P**p Fairy, we’ll be supporting the ‘We’re Not Buying It’ campaign tomorrow, which is encouraging people to avoid spending money in major supermarkets for 24 hours to highlight the rising cost of food.

But more importantly, we want to remind everyone how much of a difference supporting small, local and independent businesses can make. ❤️

Whether it’s your local butcher, greengrocer, café or another small business, every bit of support really does mean something. And it’s something we’ll continue to do wherever we can.

I’m sure plenty of people haven’t even heard of the campaign, so we just wanted to share it. There’s absolutely no pressure to take part, and we completely understand that shopping locally isn’t always affordable or practical for everyone.

If you’re interested in reading a little more, here’s the link 👇

https://www.werenotbuyingit.co.uk/

Whatever tomorrow brings, let’s keep looking out for each other and supporting our local communities. 💗🐾

Love from The P**p Fairy 🧚‍♀️

It's Budget Day. For one day, don't buy anything from a supermarket. Food prices have to come down. Sign the pledge and pass it on.

27/10/2026

Forget the Ballon d'Or… we're bringing home the Golden P**p Scoop! 💩🏆😂

Tag someone who deserves an award for all the 💩 they deal with!

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