Roberts Wildlife Relocation Enterprises

Roberts Wildlife Relocation Enterprises Roberts Wildlife Relocation Enterprises is a small family owned business responsible for the relocation of all forms of stubborn beasts.

Roberts Wildlife Relocation Enterprises is a small family owned business responsible for the relocation of various sized animals. We specialise in aquatic mammals such as porpoises, dolphins and manatees. For only a nominal fee any item of wildlife can be successfully relocated, whether it be to a neighbouring country or even over the fence into next door's garden!

05/10/2025

Crayfish! Love 'em or hate 'em,
You'll never relocate them.
You don't the proper licenses.
We do.
You know where to find us.

19/08/2025

Summer is nearly over. Got Aye-ayes nestling in your leaf litter? Of course you flipping have. Give us a call and we'll get Big Tom round to shift them. He's the only one on our staff with skin calloused enough to withstand the scratches. £18 per hour or £50 for six.

11/07/2023

Badgers are basically big cats. Get one for your nan, and I swear down she won't even notice. Ha'penny for six. We'll be by the bins on the Junction 26 service station. You know the place.

13/02/2021

For those of you who don't know, we're in lockdown here in the UK, so we've not been able to relocate nearly as many animals as usual.
We've even had to furlough Edna, our chief handler, and believe you me she was flipping livid.
The only animals we have around at the moment are tons and literally tons of weevils.
Please come to the centre at usual opening hours for contact free drop off.
Please. They're literally everywhere including up my nose and its horrible.

15/08/2019

As the summer days dwindle and fall approaches...
What better way to celebrate Hazelnut Day than by donating your old Koalas to our new shelter!
Open every Monday between 5 and 5:25am!
£8.40 per kilo
Student discounts apply

Midsummer is fast approaching! Have you ordered your jumping July jaguars? Just jive on down to our Jumbo Jaguar Jambore...
14/07/2019

Midsummer is fast approaching! Have you ordered your jumping July jaguars? Just jive on down to our Jumbo Jaguar Jamboree!
£8.47 per bushel!
Minimum spend £16.94 per family

New Year means New Weasels!Cute and cuddly, and an absolute bargain for only £83 per crate. Existential status of conten...
01/01/2018

New Year means New Weasels!
Cute and cuddly, and an absolute bargain for only £83 per crate.
Existential status of contents may vary.

Delivered to your house or place of work between 4-4:19pm every Wednesday!

Crumbs on a bus! October? More like Ottertober!Pick one up from the centre today, or for a few quids, well drive right t...
12/10/2017

Crumbs on a bus! October? More like Ottertober!
Pick one up from the centre today, or for a few quids, well drive right to your bedroom.
£8.30 for the first 6 hours
UNDER 12s go free!

18/07/2017

CUSTOMER ANNOUNCEMENT
Our Centre will be closed this evening from 1:15am to 1:22am while we finally so something about these fu***ng seagulls.

04/04/2017

It's April again! Come and visit the centre anytime between 5:03 and 5:28 am for our Cram a Crow into a Crevice Event. Senior citizens get an extra 8 minutes free!
Only £72.50!

16/01/2017

What's the best thing about winter?

Of course! Sealion fondling!

Pick yours up in store today for only £19.72 for the first half hour. We'll even deliver by hand!

Address

Woolamaloo Lane
Derby

Opening Hours

Monday 4am - 6:45am
Thursday 6pm - 6:15pm
Sunday 11:15pm - 12am

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