12/10/2026
🚨 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FOR THE GOOD PEOPLE OF CORSTORPHINE! 🚨😂
If you felt the ground shaking tonight, saw cracks appearing in your walls, or heard a noise resembling a herd of elephants stampeding down the street… PLEASE DON’T PANIC!
IT WAS JUST ME! 🤣🤣🤣
At the ripe auld age of 57, I’ve clearly lost the plot and decided it would be a brilliant idea to sign up for a 5K! 🏃♀️💨
So tonight, I began the Couch to 5K programme. Yes, you read that correctly… COUCH TO 5K! Although, at this stage, I’m not entirely convinced the couch wasn’t the better option! 😂😂
Let’s be honest, this body wasn’t built for speed, distance, or anything involving Lycra and heavy breathing! My running style is currently giving Phoebe Buffay from Friends running through the park, with her arms and legs going in completely different directions! 🤣🤣 If you know, you KNOW! 😂😂
But hey ho… I’m going to give it my very best shot! 🏃♀️💨❤️
BUT… THERE’S A REASON FOR THIS MADNESS! ❤️🐶🐱
I’ve decided to run for the wonderful Edinburgh Dog and Cat Home. I visited recently and was genuinely blown away by the incredible work they do for our furry friends. The love, care and support they give to animals in need is just amazing, and I wanted to do my little bit to help. 🐾❤️
So, I’m swapping the comfy couch for trainers, dignity for determination, and probably a few painkillers for the next few weeks! 😂
I’ll pop my sponsorship link below, and if any of you lovely followers (and my now-lovely friends 😉❤️) could spare a couple of pounds, I would be incredibly grateful. Every little bit will help these gorgeous animals get the care they deserve. 🐾🐕🐈
And if you’re skint, a share, a wee bit of encouragement, or even a prayer for my knees would be very much appreciated! 🙏🏻😂
Please sponsor me and help make my inevitable public humiliation on the streets of Corstorphine WORTH EVERY SINGLE WOBBLE! 🤣🤣🤣
Because let’s face it… if I’m going to embarrass myself in public at 57, I might as well do it for a good cause! ❤️🐾
Thank you all so much for your love and support. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go and have a lie down after all that running talk! 😂❤️
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Help Lesley Calvert raise money to support Edinburgh Dog and Cat Home